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  1. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    "i don't care about looks"
    LIAR
    YOU'RE LYING
    YOU ARE A LIAR

  2. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 7:11pm UTC
    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing

  3. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    "Your bra strap is showing."
    Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.
    Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    if a puppy falls asleep on you you're not allowed to move its illegal

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 2:35am UTC
    people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

  7. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    How cool is it to think of someone
    haivng a crush on you?
    like someone really
    caring if you're around
    and missing you if you're not.
    or someone steaing glances
    at you, hoping you might realize
    how much they care.
    or the idea that someone's heart
    might race just
    because someone else mentioned
    your name? it's
    just cool to think that you're special
    to someone.

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    Fake is the new trend and everybody seems to be in style.

  9. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    the thing with broken clocks is
    you can always tell
    exactly
    when they stopped ticking
    with people it isn't so easy
    and sometimes
    you can't even tell
    they're broken.
    n.h

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    person: i like you
    me: why

  13. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 12:00am UTC
    The worst kind of pain is when you're
    smiling
    just to stop the tears from falling.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 11:00am UTC
    the tooth fairy teaches children
    to sell their bodies for money.

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
    “no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
    has clearly never visited my house.

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    Do you really need water to feel like you are drowning?

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
    that one kid: what if i sleep naked

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:29am UTC
    I canā€™t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
    Ā 

  19. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC
    “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
    he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
    — Charles Wadsworth

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 3:51am UTC
    cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

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