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swagginitup96
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July 1, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The world can't end in 2012!
I HAVE TO SEE THE NEW MONSTERS INC. MOVIE THAT COMES OUT IN 2013!!!

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CharlAldisx
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July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Did You Know...
Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
@GoogleFacts

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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notbob101
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June 11, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I miss the days when periods
were only at the end of a
sentence.

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 11:21am UTC

Eat the darn chocolate cake, get your hair wet, love someone. dance in those muddy puddles, tell someone off, draw a picture with crayons like your 6 years old and then give it to someone that's very important to you. Take a nap, go on vacation, do a cartwheel, make you own recipe, dance like no one sees you. Paint each nail a different color, take a bubble bath, laugh at a corny joke. Get on that table, and dance, pick strawberries, take a jog, plant a garden, make an ugly shirt, and wear it all day. Learn a new language, write a song, date someone you wouldn't usually go for, make a scrap book, go on a picnic, relax in the sun, make you own home video. Kiss the un-kissed, hug the un-hugged, love the un-loved and live life to the fullest. So at the end of the day, you have
no regrets, no sorrows and no dissapointments.

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neonroses0
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:40pm UTC

oh you know just sitting here staring at scissors

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gleesoxrox
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 6:02pm UTC

*Signing into witty*
witty: You were already signed in silly!
me: NO I WASN'T!!!!!!!
only me?

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DenaAnn
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June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC

So today..
My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
I couldn't help but smile.
He showed me a picture.
She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
He gives me hope.♥

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Just girly things # 6;
Faking a smile so no one rally knows how much you are hurting on the inside.
♥
nmf
credit: ShesFullOfHope

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Ilovefarmers
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:47pm UTC

A girl as pretty as you;;
doesn't deserve to be single.
♥

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
~Adam Sandler

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swagginitup96
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June 11, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Just girly things #44;
Feeling like everyone else in the world is happy except for you.
♥
nmf
credit: ShesFullOfHope

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Sparksfly322
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Taylor Swift Taught Me #118
Always say what you want to say and mean it
The what ifs are worse than i did and it didnt work out
You'll come out a stronger person

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Jade672
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I guess your definition
of forever, was very different from mine.

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC

in elementary school...
why were we forced to
learn how to play the recorder?

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:34pm UTC

A girl as pretty as you;;
doesn't deserve to cry.
♥

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niightxx
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 11:04am UTC

WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
⊙_⊙

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 12:48am UTC

dylan and cole sprouse
are 20.
That's so raven has been
off tv (besides
reruns) for 6 years.
Lizzie Mcguire ended
over 9 years ago.
Shrek 1 came out 11
years ago.
Miley cyrus is engaged.
Monster's inc. came out
11 years ago.
I feel old.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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