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Lolsorue_girl

1. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 9:56am UTC
   Teacher: The test is very easy!
   Me: Of course it is,you already know the answers
   
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2. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 8:55am UTC
   Who else thinks
   There is a secret camera
   in their house ?
   
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3. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 8:50am UTC
   What I do when I like someone
   1% talk to them
   99% stare
   
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4. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   If you asked me how many times you've crossed my
   mind..I'd say once
   Because you never really left
   
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5. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 9:32am UTC
   I still want you
   of course you do, I'm freaking perfect
   
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6. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 3:06pm UTC
   Imagine
   if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
   -Hello? Mom?
   -No. This is Harry Styles.
   nmq
   
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7. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 12:15pm UTC
   Hey sweetie,how is everything going?
   not so good,I just f.cked John in a closet
   DON'T YOU DARE USE THE F WORD !
   I MENT FOUND ! I swear!!
   and why are you more concerned about me cursing than me saying I had s.x with my little brother? really Mom?
   
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8. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 11:37am UTC
   bro,you were so drunk
   last night
   The hell? what did I do ?
   you walked up to a semi truck.....
   Uh,Yea? So?
   And whispered ''I know your secret....Optimus Prime''
   
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9. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 11:25am UTC
   find the zero
   OOOOOOOOOOOOO0O
   find how much I care
   .
   
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10. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 11:17am UTC
    So tell me girl if every time we to-o-uch you get this kinda ru-u-ush
    Omg sorry Mom,I meant to send that to my friend ._.
    It's ok
    baby say yeah yeah yeah and let me kiss you :*
    
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11. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Are you
    Made of Copper and Tellurium?
    because you're
    Cu Te
    copper tellurium
    
    
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12. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 8:36am UTC
    I ONLY
    Listen to music on days that
    end in Y.
    nmf
    
    
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13. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Haters
    Noun
    1.people who secretly wish to be you
    
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14. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:40am UTC
    I wish that RIP meant;
    Return If Possible
    
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15. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:36am UTC
    Today
    I cought myself Smiling and blushing
    for no reason,
    and then I realized
    I was thinking about you
    
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16. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:08am UTC
    I am not a "girly-girl"
    or am I "tomboy".
    I play video games. I don’t like bugs. I like to look cute & pretty. I don’t use a high pitched voice when I talk to guys. Pink is my favorite color. I don’t wear too much make-up. I fix my hair. I can play sports. Dirt is not an enemy. I don’t flirt with every guy out there. Sparkly stuff grab my attention. I like to shop, but I don’t like spending too much. I wear heels. I eat what I want, when I want.
    I am me.
    NMQ
    
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17. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    You're coming to my wedding.
    You already know who you're marrying?
    Yeah,She's gorgeous
    Oh I bet
    She's perfect,she just completes my life
    Cool
    So I have a question..
    ?..
    Will you marry me ?
    
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18. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Who else watches a horror movie and thinking:
    '' No! don't kill him, he's HOT! omg nooooooooo''
    
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19. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Why are scary movies always in creepy
    places like jails and hospitals?
    I want a scary movie in Walmart
    '' clean up aisle 13 ''
    '' but sir, there's no aisle 13 ''
    *dramatic voice*
    
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20. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    When boys make you blush
    with a simple smile :)
    
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