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xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
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March 17, 2012 11:15am UTC

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xxniicoleexx
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March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC

*WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
*When i'm asleep*
Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."

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blahhxxemmy
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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neverlandfugitive
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Teacher: This is not something
that you can finish the night before.
Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
neverlandfugitive™

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Ghost Hunters: Can you communicate with us?
*door creaks*
Ghost Hunters: Oh, so your name is Laura?

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yourcool
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March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

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AustinH
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March 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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March 2, 2012 2:49pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito.
Now he'll never have any friends.

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BravoSierra
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March 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Taking a bubble bath
Always results in a Santa beard.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 9:20pm UTC

If Facebook really did have a dislike button..
some serious drama would go down.

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 5:04pm UTC

I try to drown the pain,
but the memories just won't sink.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC

The Boys Who #12
work out with no shirt on ♥

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:28pm UTC

2011:
Planking.
2012:
Choking on some cinnamon.

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 6:09pm UTC

When you're young,
everything feels like the end of the world. but it's not.
it's only the beginning. <<<
you might have to meet a few more jerks, but one
day, you're gonna meet the boy who ♥
treats you the way you deserve to be treated.
Like the sun rises
and sets with you. - 17 again.♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC

I Told You
things I never told anybody else. then you just left

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC

so there's this boy...
& I would tell you
everything about him, but i'd be
afraid you'd fall in love with him too...

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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