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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Who eIse remembers "Hottie Lamottie
with the swimmers body" from Hannah Montana?

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marie1616
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October 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Hi, I'm your period, I'm going to come around and stab you repeatedly in your uterus, leave you erupting blood like a volcano, make you yell at innocent people and eat like a pig for 5 days, I hope you don't mind, oh who am I kidding I don't care, I'm going to keep coming every month.

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jariley*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

After I had chemo just now,
I logged on to Witty,
only to have one notification,
when I clicked on it,
Steve followed me:)
Thanks so much,
it was on my bucket list.
Format by twilightgirl995

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I am in a very committed relationship.
food might love me, as much as i love him.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:29pm UTC

The best friend:
Someone who could eat with me, ALL DAY. And we'd both sit on our laptops all day on twitter and witty, stalking one direction, fangirling, eating food, obsessing over one direction, eating, just being the most laziest people ever. Oh and did I mention we'd be eating food?

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smiley_tana*
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September 11, 2012 8:31pm UTC

As he walked out the door to work he didn't know what was going to happen he walked to the stairs. He heard a crash flames attacked the tower as he tried running. But all the terriost was thinking was lets kill america. Never thinking how many familes would lose someone. But as the innocnt guy jumped out the window he hoped his family wouldn't forget him he screamed i love you and fell to his death.
R.I.P 9/11 deaths.

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UnicornzPOWA
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:12pm UTC

9/11
:'(
R.I.P
all of those who lost their lives in the pentagon, in the twin towers, or on the plane.
Thank you for being heroes to all of us <3
PENTAGON:
I think that that had a daycare, so not only did many workers loose their lives at the base, but many children as well.
TWIN TOWERS:
Thank you to all who helped others escape during the fire. Thank you for helping hundreds of others to sacrifice yourselves.
PLANE:
Another one was plane hijacked by terrorists. All of those on that plane not only knew they were going to die, but called their families and helped to take over the terrorist on board. All of them died, but always will be remembered.
I think another landed in an empty field.
Firefighters, police officers, and even regular working men and women sacrificed themselves to save others for an occasion they did not expect. THEY are my heroes, and always will be.
3,051 children lost a parent
2,819 lives were taken
1,609 lost a husband or wife
623 police and firemen did not go home
11 years ago, this day changed the world.
Thank you.
<33
R.I.P

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invisabledinosaurs
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Niall Horan has a crush on Demi Lovato? FALSE. My name is not Demi Lovato.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC

It's fall. Time for :
putting the makeup back on for hopes someone will notice you in high school,
getting the out the straighteners again,
hot chocolate & coffee,
back to school sales,
Uggs & Sperry's
football games,
HIS sweatshirt,
cuddling season,
turning leaves,
skinny jeans,
hayrides.
I can't even wait.
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Telling someone you like them.
It’s the hardest thing you can do because
you have that fear of being rejected
or having them tell you that they like someone else.
I find it hard to tell someone that I like them
because I know that if I tell them that I do like them,
they will tell me something that I won’t like.
I just can’t face them telling me that they don’t like me,
that they like someone else,
or that they see me as a friend.
It’s really something heartbreaking.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:13pm UTC

R.I.P ♥
For all of those who died for us, and died in the Towers, in the 9/11 attack...
you were so brave.
And now you're in my history book
let's just all take a moment to think about them...
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<33333 ♥ ♥ ♥ R.I.P ♥ ♥ ♥ <33333

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sercrets101
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Christmas, the only time of the year where you can scream "hoe hoe hoe" at slutty strangers and claim you were "being festive". Take advantage.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Life would be great
if all delicious/fattening foods was actually healthy for you
& the nasty/"healthy" foods was actually bad for you.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:36pm UTC

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ETHNICITY YOU ARE...
WHAT YOU'RE A FAN OF...
OR WHAT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS...
BECAUSE I HATE EVERYBODY NO MATTER WHAT.
☺

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I always end up laughing when
I'm pretending to sleep.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:20pm UTC

do you ever just look at a picture of your
favorite celebrity and think, "yes, I'm glad I picked you to be obsessed with,"?

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:10pm UTC

me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here.
police: where are you????///
me: at the cemetery.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC

My Friend Really Likes This Guy...
And he really likes her too
But he knows that her dad
Won't let her date until she's 16
So he told her that he was willing to wait for her
He told her this last Februrary.
She turns 16 in November.
And guess what?
He's still waiting
I just think that is the cutest thing ever
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:47pm UTC

when you're doing something you aren't supposed to,
every small noise scares the sh/t out of you.

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