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October 28, 2011 4:49pm UTC

C o n f e s s i o n # 1
I honestly think I have mental issues
or something cause I'm really crazy sometimes.
But I'm scared to go to my mom and tell her
cause I don't wanna go to therapy.

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 25, 2011 5:26pm UTC

I guess your cage
set me free♥
Ahhhmazing format by...
Sandrasaurus [:

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC

*****
"What happened to romance?
Long, sappy, soppy love letters?"
~Vanessa Hudgens, Beastly~
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 24, 2011 5:41pm UTC

Hey everyone **Please Read**
I have a few poems for you [:
[&] A request
I'm doing this contest for haiku poetry for this book I'm reading
All the poems revolve around the book and it's characters
[&] I was hoping you guys could comment your favorites?
TYSM! Just tell me which number you like the best:
#1
Fire in his eyes
Always burning in his soul
He is not all flames
#2
Soul split into two
A black cobra can save me
It can heal me back
#3
She is different
Her milk white face is alert
She sees in my soul
#4
Her quick, alert eyes
See everything in me
I am not happy
#5
Her face is a clock
Each tick sees inside my soul
The clock strikes, like life
#6
The flames are my life
Kerosene is my perfume
Im the fireman

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 20, 2011 10:32pm UTC

I wish so bad
T h a t h e k n e w I ' d b e w i l l i n g t o d o a n y t h i n g a n d e v e r y t h i n g
Fo r m e t o a c t u a l l y m a k e h i m s m i l e

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 20, 2011 10:26pm UTC

And the award...
For biggest fake...
Goes to you, b*tch.

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 20, 2011 7:57pm UTC

So much can happen
A p o e m o f a s t o r y b y L i v e L o v e W i t t y
S o m u c h c a n h a p p e n b e h i n d a l o c k e d d o o r ,
S o m a n y t h o u g h t s c a n r u n t h r o u g h h e r m i n d . .
A n d s o m a n y f e e l i n g s c a n m a n i p u l a t e h e r .
H e r a c t i o n s a r e n o l o n g e r h e r s , h e r t h o u g h t s n o l o n g e r h e r s .
S o m a n y f e e l i n g s o f n o t b e i n g g o o d e n o u g h ,
a b a n d o n m e n t , n o t b e i n g p r e t t y e n o u g h o v e r w h e l m h e r .
T h e y o v e r w h e l m a n d t a k e o v e r .
S h e c o w e r s i n t h e c o r n e r o f t h e b a t h r o o m ,
R e s t a r i n i n g h e r s e l f f r o m b e l i e v i n g a n d l i s t e n i n g t o t h e f e e l i n g s , t h e t h o u g h t s .
T h e d r a w e r c o n t a i n i n g t h e r a z o r is n o t h e r e n e m y .
I t i s h e r s e l f t h a t ' s t h e e n e m y .
An d s h e f o u g h t t h e b a t t l e a g a i n s t h e r s e l f
A n d s h e w o n t h e w a r o v e r h e r a c t i on s , o v e r h e r t h o u g h t s
T h e r z o r r e m a i n e d i n t h e d r a w e r a n d h e r w r i s t s ,
R e m a i n ed y e t t o b e b l o o d i e d a n d s c a r r e d .
T h i s v i c t o r , s h e i s m e .
I a m p r o u d o f m y s e l f , I r e s i s t e d .
I r e m e m b e r ed w h o I w a s w a s a n d s t a y e d h e r .
B u t I a m n o w s c ar e d , k n o w i n g m y t h o u g h t s ,
A n d h o w s o m u c h c a n h a p p e n i f I d o n ' t w i n t h e n e x t w a r .

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 19, 2011 7:29pm UTC

36 Ways To Annoy Your Parents;;
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss you in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of rice crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask you to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when you can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the couch
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom or dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog or cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'.

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October 19, 2011 6:45pm UTC

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 19, 2011 5:32pm UTC

I go everyday worrying over...
What to wear to impress you
What to say to get you to smile
That my secret might leak
You'll ask her out
You'll ignore me
If I look pretty enough
Then I realize...
You don't care about me.
You don't care at all.

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LiveLoveWitty
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October 19, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Today my heart was broken.
again.
The story(if you care):
A t m y s c h o o l w e p l a y t h e m o s t r i d i c u l o u s d a t i n g g a m e s.
M y f r i e n d h a d t o a s k o u t t h e g u y I l i k e d .
H e s a i d ye s a n d I a s k e d h i m w h y.
H e s a i d h e w a s j o k i n g .
Ye t i t w a s k i l l i n g m e i n s i d e
A n d f o r t h e r e s t o f t h e d a y t h e y w e r e a c t i n g a l l c l o s e a n d h e w a s i g n o r i n g m e .
M y f r i e n d e v e n k n o w s I l i k e h i m a n d s h e a s k e d i f I s t i l l d i d .
I s a i d n o b u t s h e s a i d " Y e a h y o u d o "
S h e d i d n t e v e n c a r e t h o u g h c a u s e s h e w e n t b a c k r i g h t t o f l i r t i n g w i t h h i m .
A n d i t b r o k e m y he a r t a g a i n .
F a v i f y o u t h i n k t h a t t h i s w a s s o w r o n g o f m y f r i e n d.
C o m m e n t i f y o u t h i n k i t w a s h i s f a u l t .
T h a n k y o u i f y o u a c t u a l l y r e a d i t .

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