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   posted a quote
   July 15, 2015 7:35pm UTC
   you don't have to talk in order for your message
   to be heard, actions can speak louder than words.
   - egosoul
   
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   posted a quote
   April 1, 2015 7:56pm UTC
   The first thing I reach for
   is my dreams.
   
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   posted a quote
   March 31, 2015 9:14pm UTC
   I am a professional
   procrastinator.
   
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   posted a quote
   December 4, 2014 10:30pm UTC
   How do parents expect good grades
   when I push on pull doors?
   
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   posted a quote
   November 23, 2014 1:17pm UTC
   Happy Witt y Aniversary
   23|11|12 -- 23|11|14
   Wow. To be honest, it's been a long while since i've been on witty and to be honest a lot of things have changed. But nonetheless I still love this place and it made me grow and learn new things and just get to know new people and have best friends all because of witty. I can't thank this website enough for all the happiness it has brought for me and to help me realize how much in common I am with everyone else. It's been 2 years and it seemed really long to me, but now it's here and I'm thankful for another year of still being here on witty. Thanks Steve and my fellow wittians.
   
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   posted a quote
   November 9, 2014 5:12pm UTC
   Nothings is as disappointing
   as reheated fries.
   
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   posted a quote
   September 8, 2014 8:45pm UTC
   Fastest way to mess up a Knock Knock Joke;
   ' It's Open'.
   
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   posted a quote
   August 26, 2014 11:41am UTC
   Kids born in 2000
   never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
   
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   posted a quote
   July 18, 2014 4:44pm UTC
   . . . when you get a higher grade
   than everyone in the class
   
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    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:59am UTC
    That painful feeling when
    you realize 2014 is more than halfway over...
    
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    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    High School has changed
    nothing but my sleep schedule.
    
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    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    Summer ♥
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    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    Last Day of Spring Break:
    * finishes homework and projects I didn't do for the entire two weeks*
    
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    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    Gets two likes on quote;
    this is it, it's getting the top quote
    
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    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    All of my followers are dead.
    
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    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    sometimes quiet is violent.
    
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    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    Everything you do can reflect your future,
    because no one knows what you're future might hold, only you. So be responsible for what you do.
    
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    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    A man once held up and robbed a bank for $1, then sat down and waited for police to arrest him so he could recieve healthcare in prison.
    # NowYouKnow
    
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    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 9:33pm UTC
    Minnie Mouse's full name is actually Minerva Mouse.
    #Now You Know
    
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    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    When I have a bra that matches my underwear,
    I really feel like my life is together.
    
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