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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I think my iPhone is broken,
    I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z +2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x
    (hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  3. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Survey for School:
    Favorite if you think you're fat. Comment why if you do. I'm doing a research paper on the cause of anorexia.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Don’t waste electricity.
    How would you like it if someone turned you on and walked away?
    format by jimmy365/nmq

  5. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    "Someone" is getting so many top quotes.

  6. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
    & Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

  7. ohyolks16 ohyolks16
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
    ...
    when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

  8. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Long,but worth reading, please!
    Guys, will you please, please, please, please, please, do me a favor?
    One of my best friends dads always gives her a hard time. He's abused her, yelled at her, takin her ipod for months which is the only thing she can text on. he is always conrtolling her life, telling her what she can && can't do, what she can && can't wear, what she can && can't say,who she can or cant hang around with && he'salways tell her means things. calling her mean things. He says she's"fat" "ugly" "dumb". which is not true. she's beautiful. She has long beautiful dark wavy hair and brown eyes, she ways alot less than me, and she's a straight A student. She's 10 times smarter than me. She doesnt deserve any of this. He's always fighting with her and tickin her off alot. But tonight he crossed the line with her. He joked about suicide. && it really ticked her off because i've tried to commit suicide,and i'm one of her best friends. She really doeswnt deserve ANY of this. she'sdone NOTHING to him. She always tries her hardest and he always still says she's not good enough. I always feel so bad for her. I always wish it was me being treated like that instead of her.she can never be her own person with him. He's embaressed her in public, called her stupid in front of her teachers and said she doesnt work hard enough whe she does. Now,mybest friend doesn't have a witty, but she does know about it, && she knows i have one. All i'm asking you to do is fave this for her, i want to she her that people care for her, even if they don't know her at all. I will show her how many faves this had gotten even if its not alot, but please just click the fave button. I willfollow everyone who faves this, anything i want this to get lots of faves for her, this is all i ask.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    "ACHOOO!"
    "Bless you"
    "ACHOOOOOO!"
    "Bless you"
    "ACCCHHOOOOOOO!"
    "Dude, what the heck?"
    jimmy365
    format by: ThatsSoMeee :)
    nmq i just love it

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    My little sister`s password for the Disney website is:
    "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto"
    I asked her why, she said:
    "They told me to use 4 characters"
    nmq
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  12. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Girl: I have a question for you
    Boy: alright ask me..
    [[ short pause ]]
    Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
    Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
    Girl:yeah.
    Boy: my future...

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    I'm not flirting.
    I'm just being extra friendly with someone who is extra attractive.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    εїз
    marshmel lows cannot f ly;
    I cannot fly.
    Therefore, I am a marshmellow.
    [[♥if you, too, are a marshmellow.]]
    follow me, i follow back:) -love, jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    http://soundcloud.com/stephen-romanello/perfect-christmas-night?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fstephen-romanello%2Fperfect-christmas-night
    please listen to this^ my best friends amazing(: <3

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Parent: Who are you texting?
    Me:*thinks of friend parent would approve of*

  18. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:46am UTC
    & how
    the hell did Trina Vega get in Hollywood Arts?!

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    ThatsSoMeee
    My bed is a time machine
    I laid down for 5 minutes.
    And next thing I knew
    It was 5 hours later.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    You once made a little kid cry,and then made them laugh so you would'nt get in trouble.

:)

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