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1. xoxoivyleeleexoxo
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 4:17pm UTC
   I love
   people who text back instantly :D
   nmf
   
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2. XxCatchxMexX
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 10:19am UTC
   Theawkwardmoment,
   When you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.
   
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3. SMACK_55
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 6:41pm UTC
   Dear Vending Machines,
   I'm sorry my dollars aren't straight enough for you.
   Sincerely,
   Stop being so homophobic
   
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4. xoxomusicloverxoxo
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 3:19pm UTC
   SpongebobQuotesOne
   Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
   *knock knock*
   Fish: Hello?
   Patrick: I love you.
   *slam*
   
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5. happinessthekeytolife
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC
   that really long sarcastic laugh
   before the "no".
   
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6. cheeseylovesongs
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
   that awkward class
   that you have no friends in.
   
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7. An'*
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 9:42pm UTC
   can't you see how
   happy i am when i'm with you? ♥
   
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8. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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9. MissAnna
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 12:05pm UTC
   JOSH: THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
   DRAKE: WHY CAUSE YOU RAN OVER OPRAH?
   JOSH: NO IT'S CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE HUMID. YES IT'S
   BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
   
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10. An'*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. idance
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    i hate it when
    i'm trying to be serious, but then i accidentally smile.
    
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12. sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    it's cuddle season.
    I BETTER GET OUT MY STUFFED ANIMALS.♥
    
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13. XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.
    
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14. GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC
    
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15. AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    I don't have bad handwriting.
    I just have my own font.♥
    
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16. OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.
    
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17. taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Who else was really
    confused when they first found Witty?
    
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18. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Smiling while texting
    Makes my parents think
    That I have a BOYFRIEND.
    
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19. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    When a guy smells nice,
    It automatically makes him more attractive.. ♥
    
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20. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    There is no panic like
    Trying to press "End Call"
    When you make an accidental call.
    
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