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  1. Megannnx3 Megannnx3
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    Take a chance & tell him you like him
    Chances are, hes afraid to admit his feelings.<3

  2. allstarchic97 allstarchic97
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 11:51am UTC
    & when i see your name
    pop up on my phone
    my heart beats a little faster,
    butterflies form in my tummy,
    and i smile.

  3. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 2:38am UTC
    We Get It , You Have A Boyfriend. But You Don't Have To Remind
    Us In Every Status Update.

  4. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    & i hate it when
    your trying to
    highlight something specific on the computer and all the other words around it keep getting in the way.

  5. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 2:14am UTC
    Shooting Yourself In The Head With Your Fingers When
    You Get Frustrated.

  6. xXkAyLeRrXx xXkAyLeRrXx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 11:53pm UTC
    Every Girl Has
    That Boyfriend That's Not
    The Most Attractive
    Guy You've Ever Seen,
    But Says The
    Sweetest Things You've
    Ever Heard ♥

  7. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    dont ever break a pinky promise.
    cuz that stuff is freakin LEGIT.

  8. xoneeloveex18 xoneeloveex18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    Woman's Comebacks to Pickup Lines.
    Man: Haven't I seen you some place before ?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Is this seat empty ?
    Woman: Yes, and this seat will be too if you sit down.
    Man: Your place or mine ?
    Woman: Both, you go to yours and ill go to mine.
    Man: So what do you do for a living ?
    Woman: Im a female impersonator.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
    Woman: Unfertilized
    Man: Your body is like a temple !
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
    Man: I would go to the end of the world with you.
    Woman: But would you stay there ?
    Man: If I could see you naked i'd die happy.
    Woman: If i saw you naked i'd die laughing.
    not mine, enjoy.
    xoneeloveex18

  9. hello_beautifulxD hello_beautifulxD
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    Is it just me or does
    shaped mac n cheese
    taste wayyy better than
    regular mac n cheese?

  10. xOxLoveoXo xOxLoveoXo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:16pm UTC
    Mom Quote #24
    while im out, lock the doors.
    Oh, the hobos arn't aloud to come in today?

  11. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    Babysitter:
    A teenager acting
    like an adult,
    while the adults
    are out
    acting like teenagers.

  12. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    OMG GUESS WHAT?!
    ....... he liked my status on facebook :D
    .....

  13. ajmx15 ajmx15
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    Just because he says he's over you
    doesn't mean he
    doesnt go to bed thinking
    "Why do i have to lie to her?"
    VC & AJ

  14. xsmilexandxloveex xsmilexandxloveex
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    the frustration
    ♥ when you sharpen your pencil
    ...you sit back down
    then it breaks ___//
    » again «

  15. Lover17 Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    "George Washington was the first president."
    OK, I'll buy it.
    "There are billions of stars in the galaxy."
    I believe that one to.
    "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492."
    He sure did.
    "Careful sir, the plate is hot."
    I'm going to test this one out for myself
    -See if I can get at least 50 favs ? [<3]

  16. KTMG_Eminem KTMG_Eminem
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    I fear the dayFacebook
    decides to inform users
    of who has viewed
    their profile . . .
    and how many times.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    Today I Went School Shopping At Staples
    I convinced my mom to buy me the easy button
    so now whenever I walk by a s l u t in the halls
    [I can just press my new red button and it will say]
    " t h a t w a s e a s y "

  19. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    "Can I go to
    the bathroom?"
    "Why didn't you go at lunch?"
    "...I was eating?"
    »
    «

  20. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 5:05pm UTC
    Just Gonna Stand There And Eat My Fries
    Well That's Alright , Your Gunna Get Fat Thighs (:

:)

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