Woman's Comebacks to Pickup Lines.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before ?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty ?
Woman: Yes, and this seat will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine ?
Woman: Both, you go to yours and ill go to mine.
Man: So what do you do for a living ?
Woman: Im a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple !
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world with you.
Woman: But would you stay there ?
Man: If I could see you naked i'd die happy.
Woman: If i saw you naked i'd die laughing.
not mine, enjoy.
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