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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    Trigonometry?
    Ha.
    No.
    I'm not that Asian.

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    I hate when 3.2 seconds after handing in a test you realize you got something wrong.

  3. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    *If Hazel was a typical white girl*
    "I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
    "Augustus," I said.
    "I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business in denying myself the simple pleasure of daying true things. I'm in love with you, your obsession with starbucks, your leggings with riding boots, and how you post on instagram "a night out with the girls" everytime your with a friend. I love you from your flower headband where you try to look like some hipster down to your high-waisted shorts and Chacos. Every single part of you is unique, I can't think of anyone else I know who shares the same qualities as you."
    "Augustus, you're making me cry," I whimpered out, trying to keep my mascara from slithering down my face and ruining my makeup, because I looked hella cute and I wasn't going to mess that up.
    "No, what makes me cry is that last night when I tried to hold your face and kiss you, and your Kendra Scott earrings fell onto the ground, and you were so sad you cried after you posted a picture of them on Twitter. When you cry, I cry. I can't stand the thought of you being captivated by depression." He caressed my hand and rubbed his thumb onto the back of mine. He stared deep into my eyes, completely encapsulating my soul and said, "and I know what love is. Love is tweeting cute song lyrics of some overplayed song on the radio we've totally never heard of or posting some quote you found on Tumblr trying to seem sophisticated."
    I drove my face into his arms and cried out harder than I'd ever cried before. Augustus was as sweet as the Starbucks drink I just purchased so I could post it onTwitter. After I finished draining my eyes, I took a selfie and put it on my 186 second Snapchat story.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:30pm UTC
    people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:45am UTC
    Never settle
    For anything
    Less than butterflies
    The carrie diaries

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $7.99.

  7. EnchantedBarbie EnchantedBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 12:28pm UTC
    It seems
    that I am quite
    in love with you.

  8. flaweddreamer flaweddreamer
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 4:08am UTC
    Everyone in my school
    Thinks I'm a sl/t because
    I'm always rejecting the guys that the mean girls want; i find it funny and don't bother correcting them because I know
    i'm a virgin

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:33pm UTC
    me every monday: i can't wait for another weekend.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:26pm UTC
    so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

  12. fangirling_freak fangirling_freak
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 9:59am UTC
    Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
    Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
    Thor: Well, he's adopted.

  13. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    O O O
    / l \ / l \ / l \
    <3 <3 <3
    / \ / \ / \
    O
    /<3\ Be Different
    |
    / \

  14. katerina_sp katerina_sp
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:50am UTC
    “People are not rain or snow or autumn leaves; they do not look beautiful when they fall.”

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:38am UTC
    You don't have to see the whole staircase.
    just take the first step.

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 11:22am UTC
    she wanted him back,
    just to say goodbye.

  17. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    Free & easy
    DOWN THE ROAD I GO.

  18. ThatCrazyKid ThatCrazyKid
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 4:39am UTC
    When I grow up I want to have one child, wait until they’re about 11 or 12„ then have a bunch of babies. Then I will hide them around the house, so when my older child says, “Mum, where do babies come from?” I can just turn around and say, “Where DON’T they come from?” And start pulling them out of drawers and stuff.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 2:47am UTC
    why didn’t the melons get married?
    because they cantaloupe!

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