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Acable97
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June 3, 2011 7:08am UTC

"Not everything on the internet is true.."
You mean theres not sexy singles in my area wanting to meet me? Its all been lies this whole time.

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halfempty
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June 3, 2011 6:35am UTC

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unknown_likes
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June 3, 2011 6:06am UTC

Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird.... it still looks cute for you. ♥

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razzbabiee
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June 3, 2011 4:55am UTC

American kid: "You're from AUSTRALIA? cool, So do you RIDE A KANGAROO TO SCHOOL?"
AUSSIE kid: "YEAH, AND HIS NAME IS SKIPPY."
♥
-NMF-

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killerKandy
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June 3, 2011 4:57am UTC

So today in class
my teacher
had stap l ed McDonalds a p p l i cat ions
t o t he t est s of al l t he peop l e w ho f ai led
MLIA

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JaffaaBaby
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June 3, 2011 4:57am UTC

My packet of salted nuts read:
Caution:
May contain nuts
Well that is what i wanted...
Not my format

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tylerr
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June 3, 2011 5:07am UTC

By "cool"
i m e a n i d o n ' t g i v e a s h i t .

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duckysayssmile
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June 3, 2011 5:12am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote#9
Josh: *dangling from the roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to
feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to Heaven and now my
life is bad! *looks up* Ya happy, Sheldon!? We're even now!
Walter: *offscreen* Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?

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LoveBerrii
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June 3, 2011 5:25am UTC

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wait...what??
Nmf♥

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xKaylaMartin97x
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June 3, 2011 5:29am UTC

fave if you're too school for cool 8-)

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