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LilMissStar

1. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 9:33pm UTC
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   ╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ate
   ╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!! Lo i love this!
   ╚╩╩╩╝
   
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2. LilMissStar
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   August 14, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   i like girls who eat...
   CARROTS
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   ~Louis Tomlinson
   
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3. LilMissStar
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   August 14, 2012 1:09am UTC
   Facts:
   1) in a typical lifetime we spend 6 years dreaming
   2) all animals dream to
   3) you forget 90% of your dreams within 10 minutes of waking up
   4) on average right handed people live longer than left handed people
   5) everyday you are breathing in 1/4 of other people's farts
   6) Valentines day is one of the days for the highest suicide rates
   7) 1/8 married couples met online last year
   8) no word in the english language rymes with orange or month
   9) the most common name in the world is mohammad
   10) giraffe's are unable to cough
   11) you share a birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world
   12) a cow can climb strairs but are unable to climb down
   13) an average person with laugh 15 times a day
   14) a duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why
   15) having blue eyes is actually a mutation. before the mutation everyone had brown eyes
   16) there is a city named rome on every continant
   17) owls are the only birds that can see the color blue
   18) babies are born without knee caps
   FEEL SMARTER?
   
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4. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 12:57am UTC
   "Sometimes me think,
   'What is friend?' and
   then me say,
   'Friend is someone to
   share the last cookie
   with'
   -Cookie monster
   
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5. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 12:39am UTC
   Alright in preschool i had a night mare(it really wasnt that scary because i was in preschool) and it want like this..
   i was going to my uncles house to help move stuff into his new house. My mom and dad went outside on the porch to take a little break.So i decided to go into this closet when i entered it was pitch black.the door shut but there was a really tiny ledge for me to walk across. So i kept walking for a while but then i got to this gap. i didnt know how to get across.But then all of a sudden Darth Vader came out and said do you need help? i said yes and so he said ok. Then he used the force to get me over to the other side. I said thx but he had already disappered. So i kept walking then there was a little cave with a vampire watching Full house while eating popcorn and drinking diet blood. i peeked in. i started watching full house from the doorway. but after a few episodes i sneezed and the vampire looked at me really fast and showed his fangs. Then he started chasing me across the ledge.After a few minites of him chasing me i finally got to the gap i stopped. The vampire was starting to catch up. but then darth vader said come on you must hurry and he forsed me over to the other side. The vampire turned into a bat and flew over it. i was almost at the door to the closet. I didnt know how close the vampire was until i felt him breathing on my neck.I was sprinting now. I got there then closed the door on his face. Finally i was free. Also just in time before we were about to drive back home. Honey my mom called to me its time to go. I said coming. when we got in the car my mom said now that wasnt that hard was it? i said you have no idea.
   
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6. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 12:21am UTC
   love this qoute if your super broed and cant go to bed
   
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7. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   Everyone's hearts are like
   paper, they get trashed,burned
   ,cut,broken and shattered..but there's always that one person who makes it all better by using tape♥♥
   
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8. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   ONE DIRECTION
   I'VE TRIED PLAYIN IT COOL CAUSE YOUVE GOT THAT ONE
   BUT WHEN IM LOOKING AT YOU SO GET OUT GET OUT
   I CANT EVER BE BRAVE CAUSE GET OUT OF MY HEAD
   YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE AND FALL INTO MY ARMS INSTEAD
   SHOT ME OUT OF THE SKY I DONT I DONT DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS
   YOUR MY KRIPTONITE BUT YOUVE GOT THAT
   ONE THING:)
   YOU KEEP MAKING ME WEEAK
   YA FROZEN AND CANT BREATH
   AND CANT BREATH
   SOMETHINGS GOT LOUD
   CAUSE IM DYING JUST TO MAKE YOU SEE
   THAT I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME NOW
   
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9. LilMissStar
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   my sisters boyfriend justbroke up with her love this quote to make her feel better : {
   
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10. LilMissStar
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    to the world u may be one person, but to one person u may be the world
    
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