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  1. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:38am UTC
    That akward moment
    when a guy is in love
    with you and you don't
    remotely feel the same way...

  2. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 8:08am UTC
    Listen
    to your heart
    before you tell him
    goodbye...

  3. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    It's like the whole world turned from
    black and white to
    colour...

  4. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    It sort of just makes you
    smile...

  5. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    Dance
    is what the music would look like.

  6. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Girl: You aren't even my type
    Boy: You aren't mine either..At
    least that's one thing we have
    in common:)
    <3

  7. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:21am UTC
    The death
    of the man who wrote the "Hokey Pockey" almost went by unnoticed.
    He died at the tender age of 93.
    When his family put him in his coffin,
    they put his left leg in...
    and that's when the trouble started.

  8. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 4:12am UTC
    It's funny :
    when you decide to let something or someone go...the moment you made your decision they come waltzing back in your life again.
    ............................................

  9. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    "Some dance to remember, some dance to
    forget.."

  10. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    I always thought that having a boyfriend
    would make me happy and my life seem perfect...
    But now I have realised that all you need is
    that one thing you are so passionate about,
    just thinking about it makes you so inexplicably happy you might start thinking you are in love:)

  11. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Remember turning off the stem
    of an apple while saying the
    alphabet and the letter it breaks on
    is the initial of the boy you are in
    love with?
    <3

  12. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 5:10am UTC
    An overwhelming haze of
    con[fusion]
    and
    excitement.

  13. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:30am UTC
    No dream is too big:))

  14. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Is it just me or does Robert Pattinson
    suddenly turn hot when he speaks in his
    British accent?

  15. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    "They told me it will never be more than a dream...
    now i'm living it."

  16. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    I want to go back to time when i didn't have to wonder or doubt. The time when i was ignorant and oblivious. The time when I wasn't lied to and my flicker of hope wouldn't be smothered by your empty promises.

  17. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 7:07am UTC
    ........................................................
    All this time
    you kept me in the dark. And now I can't see which way to turn.
    ..........................
    <

  18. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 3:34am UTC
    >>i just want to dance.
    i don't really care...<<

  19. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    A funny story
    Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben ' s mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate, Jennifer, was. Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the eye.
    Reading his mom ' s thoughts, Ben volunteered, ' I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates. '
    About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, ' Ever since your mother came to dinner, I ' ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don ' t suppose she took it, do you? '
    Ben said, ' Well, I doubt it, but I ' ll send her an e-mail just to be sure So he sat down and wrote:
    __________________________________________________________
    Dear Mom,
    I ' m not saying that you ' did ' take the gravy ladle from the house, I ' m not saying that you ' did not ' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Ben
    _________________________________________________________
    Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
    ____________________________________________________
    Dear Son,
    I ' m not saying that you ' do ' sleep with Jennifer, I ' m not saying that you ' do not ' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom
    LESSON OF THE DAY -
    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

  20. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
    he said no.
    She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
    he said no.
    She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
    he again said no.
    She had heard too much. She needed to leave.
    As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
    " You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
    I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.
    I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die.

:)

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