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Member Since: 2 Jul 2011 12:01pm

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2012 02:59pm

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Name: Hayden
Age: 16 (almost 17)
 
Well, I dont really know much to say.... I've been on here for a while, but I dont come on much at all. Shawty123's my girl though! She's the only person I really know on here... we met on Omegle. I like the colors purpleblue, and epecially red, I love cows and Nicki Minaj, I work at a bakery, and other than playing soccer, I don't really do much at all. I'm not very handy with computers. I dont want to get witty famous, I really dont. It kinda has something to do with being a guy, I guess. There isnt really much other stuff to tell you, but if you have questions, feel free to ask :)
  1. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    At my wedding
    Instead of saying "I do"
    I'm gonna say
    "I accept the terms and conditions"

  2. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    There's a reason you're
    my bestfriend.
    It's because you join in on my weirdness.
    NMF

  3. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Just because it says
    "Long but worth reading"
    Does not mean I'm gonna read it.

  4. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:59am UTC
    You have no idea
    how hard it is
    To stop myself from standing up
    And saying everything thats on my mind
    Just to get it off my chest
    and in your head
    That everything is not okay.

  5. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    So I kinda, sorta, like you a lot more
    Than I had originally planned.

  6. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Loving you is like riding a bike,
    I may stop for a while, but I never forget how.

  7. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Those days...
    When you just hate everybody...
    NMF

  8. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading.
    Today I saw a quote that said,
    "The first ten years of a woman's life is spent playing with Barbie's, the next ten are spent trying to look like one."
    So I did a little research,
    And I figured out that...
    If BARBIE were a real woman
    Her height would be 7' 2"
    Her weight would be 101 lbs,
    She would wear a size 4 dress,
    Her bust would be 39", that's a FF cup,
    Her waist would be 19", the same as her head,
    Her hips would be 33",
    And her shoe size would be a child size 3.
    Due to Barbie's odd proportions she would have to walk on all fours.
    Why?
    Because the size of her feet doesn't equal enough support to hold up the rest of her body
    (Mostly caused by her breasts)
    Pulling her forward onto her toes, and eventually onto her knees.
    On a REAL WOMAN at about 24 yrs of age...
    Her height would be 5' 7"
    Their weight, about 150 lbs,
    Wear a size 14 dress,
    and have a bust size of about a B cup,
    Her waist about 40"
    and her hips, about 42"
    And poor Barbie, she may someday marry her "Him" (which would be Ken)
    but chances are, they would never have kids
    due to the % of Barbie's body fat,
    she would have ceased to menstruate--that is if she ever started to begin with.
    And if ken were a REAL MAN...
    He would stand 7' 8" tall,
    (Just 6" taller than his "Wife to be")
    Lets just cut that part short, say you were a man and you wanted to have a body like Ken, you would have to add 7" onto your chest and 8" onto your neck to match up to his measurements.
    My theory is,
    ROLE MODELS ARE GOOD TO HAVE,
    BUT PICK A REALISTIC ONE!
    YOU'RE B-E-A-UTIFUL!!!

  9. LikeNeverBefore LikeNeverBefore
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    I hate when
    I'm watching T. V my mom decides its time to vacuum

:)

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