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1. Like1226
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2013 8:48pm UTC
   Me: I'm hungry...
   Boyfriend: *puts hands in pockets* *fishes around* *takes out nothing* *shows me his hands*
   Me: Yes, I know you have very ugly hands.
   Me: I'm still hungry...
   Fridge: Don't lookie me.
   Mom: Lalalalala *keeps on washing dishes*
   Snack Bar: Lookie fridge, no lookie me. Lookie fridge...
   Freezer: Heh-heh... You like ice?
   
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2. Like1226
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC
   High five to virgins!
   
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3. Like1226
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   Hey Babes.
   
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4. Like1226
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   You don't know
   how much it hurts to wake up to qoutes on Witty about people getting bullied, abused, and threatened. It brakes my heart every time. I hate to hear that know one cares. I care. We care. I hate to see that people are called ugly, fat, b/tch, wh/re, and sl/t. You're beautiful. I am shouting out to the people in the world. There are people who concerns, who cares, who understands you. Do not give up, there will always be hope. Pursue hope and you will come to success.
   You are beautiful and you always will be.
   
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5. Like1226
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   We Wittians
   are cool.
   
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6. Like1226
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 10:45pm UTC
   :What if I fell for you?
   :I would catch you.
   
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7. Like1226
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   Three things I can't stand:
   1) Seeing other girls flirt with your crush
   2) Seeing your guy falling for another girl
   3) Slow internet connections
   
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8. Like1226
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 7:38pm UTC
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9. Like1226
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 1:47pm UTC
   I act silly and weird around you,
   just to be noticable.
   I act violent, I kick and slap you
   because it's the only way I can touch you without being bullied by other girls.
   I push the other people I love out of my heart
   so I could make room for you.
   But in the end you turn towards her
   and ignore me, once again I am nothing.
   But I won't give up, love isn't easy.
   But love does have miracles.
   
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10. Like1226
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Teacher: Why do I hear you talking?
    Me: Because you have ears. -_-
    
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11. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    A ghost could be humping
    you right now
    and
    you wouldn't know.
    :O
    
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12. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    ♥
    When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    &&
    She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
    Tears filled my eyes as i began to cry
    and she goes
    "LOL, just kidding. He's in the bathroom."
    ♥
    nmq
    
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13. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Damn you,
    autocorrect.
    
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14. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    When your thumbs does its own little dance
    when you don't know what to text.
    
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15. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Watching a horror movie and thinking "No, don't kill him, he's hot!"
    nmq
    
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16. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    * 3am text message *
    Hyy, r u sleeping???
    No, I'm skydiving.
    
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17. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    In real life,
    you bought 6 watermelons.
    Everyone thinks you're awkward.
    In a math question,
    Joe bought 600 watermelons and Bob bought 800 watermelons,
    perfectly normal.
    
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18. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    School for 12 years,
    college for 4 more years,
    then you work until you die.
    Cool.
    
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19. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Hey idiot,
    I love you.
    Fav if you are mean to your crush just to hide the fact that you like them. I don't think I'm the only one.
    
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20. Like1226
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    DO YOU
    EVEN
    REALIZE
    HOW
    AMAZING
    YOU ARE
    TO ME?
    
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