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Liinz14
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 9:45am UTC

TODAY
i was on my bus home from school and it was friday, so the bus is always extremly crowded so some kids had to sit in the aisle. well this one kid is sitting in the aisle right next to my seat and i can tell he's CLEARLY reading my text messages as i send them. so, as i start to write my next message, i write
"Hey, kid in the blue backpack. I know you're reading this message, so stop or i'll deck you."
and all of a sudden the kid says
"I am not!"
Likely Story.
MLIA.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 20, 2010 10:20am UTC

& he said:
"I'll love you forever"
and I asked
"is that a threat or a promise?"

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 3:45pm UTC

Love;
is not a feeling you give or get,
it's a feeling you share.
♥♥♥

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 17, 2010 8:12pm UTC

I hate it when
you're in a public bathroom with
one other person in the next stall over,
and that awkward silence comes where
you only hear the
sound of your pee.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 3:20pm UTC

Get me with those
Green
Eyes,
baby.
♥

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 8:24am UTC

Does anyone else remember;
the episode of Zoey 101 where
Stacey says:
"Every dog I ever had
bit me and ran away."

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 13, 2010 2:51pm UTC

HEY GUYS;
okay, so pretty much
us girls, we all love,
oh wait sorry;
like you...
alot. if you haven't noticed by now
c'mon, really?
we're the ones staring at you when you walk in a room.
the ones twirling our hair when you walk by us in the halls.
the ones who get butterflys in our stomach
everytime we see you- at all.
we do all of that;
for you.
and we're not asking for much,
just some respect.
maybe talking to us once in a while;
not pervertedly.
anything, a little attention would be nice.
because, let' face it girls,
guys,
you're addicting.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 13, 2010 2:37pm UTC

here's to all the girls on this site,
that are living their lives loving him, and not getting him.
here's to all the girls on this site,
that have him.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 13, 2010 12:01pm UTC

Someone on the phone-
"Hey, is Angelina there?"
Snooki-
"No, she died."
jersey shore(:

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 4:30pm UTC

Forever and ever
is a very long time,
Pooh.
Forever, isn't long at all,
Christopher,
when I'm with you.
-winnie the pooh(:

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 3:51pm UTC

Today,
I was watching a baseball game with my dad.
I saw the batboy hand one of the players a bat
and I realized how
the
Batboy
should totally be called the
Batman.
MLIA.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
December 28, 2009 9:57pm UTC

sometimes i wish;
that i could tell you
what i've wanted to tell you for so long,
then i'd get to see your reaction to it.
& if i didnt like it,
i'd know to move on
and i'd be able to make things back to normal
where i'm wanting your heart
and you don't have a clue.
but if when i told you ,
your face started to glow,
your smile became as big as i've ever seen it before,
and you looked at me with those,
those bright eyes,
i'd know;
you wanted me too
and i'd never reverse it back.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
November 17, 2009 5:51pm UTC

sometimes i wonder what it would be like
if that song on the top 10 list
were about me.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 5:13pm UTC

dontchya wish-
that saying someone was
"cool"
and meaning
Constipated Overrated Out of style Loser,
was the ultimate comeback?
got the idea from someonee-
dont remember.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 9:59am UTC

oh my god-
i just saw some commercial for like
'elmo gloves' ?
and im pretty sure i just heard elmo say
"YEAAH BOII !"
my entertainment of the day is complete.[:

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Liinz14
posted a quote
August 23, 2009 5:41pm UTC

the other day-
i was talking with my parents
about how pretty celebrities always were.
how they always looked 100% no matter where they were.
then my dad took my mom's hand and told me,
"now sweetheart, i don't think those celebrities stand a chance against your mother. you see, your mom doesn't use makeup, it's her natural beauty that
attracts me the most. because of her
natural looks and beauty, your mother looks
110% no matter where she goes."
my mom glanced at my dad with a huge smile.
they leaned in
andkissed each other.
it was the sweetest
moment i had ever experienced.
really happend.
i was speechless.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 9:12pm UTC

IsxyourxnamexRichard?
- -> 'cause you seem like a
dick.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 10:02am UTC

half the time the world is ending;
truth is i am
d o n e
pretending.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 7:39pm UTC

*only in america_;
would the Pope join
facebook,
and be immediately sent the
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN
quiz.
(: ahha this is seriously true.
found it hiiilariouuuus.

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Liinz14
posted a quote
May 14, 2009 3:02pm UTC

LAST DAY OF PICTURE QUOTES.
lets make 'em good(:

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