Lgirl

Status: Ello There

Member Since: 11 Jun 2012 01:24pm

Last Seen: 28 Mar 2013 11:00am

Location: In yo closet

Gender: F

user id: 307618

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Hey Hey Hey:) I'm Lauren, nice to meet ya creeper! Since you're on my profile you might as well learn somethin about me:)

I LOVE watching movies.
I ALWAYS follow back. I love food more than anything , like, EVER. I'm weird, but in a good way.
+Friends, chocolate, Bowling For Soup, Panic! At The Disco, Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, Winter, Witty (obviously), SHOES, Animals, Volleyball, Softball, Jenna Marbles, and Dan.
-- When people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom, planes, bitchy girls. If you don't know the difference between your and you're, GTFO.
My birthday is October 21 (Any twins?)I'm pretty much happy with my life. And I would love a new witty buddy, so comment on me profile.

Oh and my holmes is Haylie (Hgirl)
Go follow her!
I don't have a lot of followers, but I love every one of 'em!

Welp that's about it.
PEACE OUT GIRSCOUT! (or if you're a dude) BOYSCOUT

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Heeeeey, you just called me homeless? and ate chips really close to my face? lol well its hgirl in the hizzay! haha justkidding(:
You and Lakebed? TOO CUTE! hook me up with you know who(;
BAHAHA LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND!

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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Elementary School: Yes! I got a gold star!
Middle School: Who the fuhk wants a gold star?
High School: Look at my gold star b/tch!

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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:15pm UTC

Family Guy
Peter: Lois you better watch who you're calling a baby! Because if I'm a baby, you know what that makes you?
Peter: A pedofile! And I'll be d\mned of I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!

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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:52pm UTC

You Know What I'd Do At The Olympics?
The U.S swim team.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Lgirl
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August 6, 2012 3:19pm UTC

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First Known Picture Of Michael Phelps

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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Why do you always stare at me?
The same reason I fry my hair every morning. The same reason I make my face in make-up. The same reason I only buy name brand clothes. The same reason I buy 'cool' shoes that cost insane amounts of money. The same reason I walk by your locker everyday. The same reason I starved myself all summer. The same reason I only hang out with certain people. I do all those stupid things just so you'll notice me.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Harry People can be so mean sometimes...
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Ron What happened Harry?
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Harry Malfoy used Petrificous Totals on me and stole my broomstick :(
10 hours ago Like
Ron Gosh that's horrible Harry.
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Harry Maybe one day we'll all get along swell.
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Ron The whole school should all get along so that we can work together to kill Voldemort!
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Voldemort GOOD LUCK
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Edward I wish we could all get along like we did in middle school... And I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat and be happy.
7 hours ago Like
Malfoy He doesn't even go here!
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Snape Do you even go to this school?
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Edward No... I just have a lot of feelings....
6 hours ago Like
Snape Ok, go home.
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Lgirl
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Squidward: You mean you've never heard of the Hash-Slinging Slasher?
Spongebob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
Spongebob: The Shash-Wringing... The Trash Thinging... Mash Flinging.... Flash Springing.
Squidward: Yes, The Hash-Slinging Slasher.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:52am UTC

Cris Fisher To all of Chris' friends: This is Chris' father. My son accidentally left open his facebook. Upon inspection of all of his personal information and messages, I saw some false information. I would just like to clear some things up. My son is not a "gangsta" and he will not "beat a ho's a\\" and he most certainly not "roll a fatty with his boyz". For all of those who think he his a punk a// thug, think again... He is a 15 year old boy who was scared of the dark until he was 12 and cried at the end of 'Marley And Me'.
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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:16am UTC

When You Walk Into A Spider Web
And Become An Instant Ninja
Format credit to TheMascaraSeries

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Mom: Not everything you read on the Internet is true.
Me: You mean there aren't sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?

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posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:53am UTC

Mom I'm pregnant again! There must be something in the air!
Yeah your legs.
not my quote.
not my format.

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posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC

When My Mom Wakes Me Up: Time to get up my little angel of happiness!
When My Dad Wakes Me Up: Get up you free-loader!

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC

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posted a quote
July 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Me: THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, COME OUT NOW!
Me: Not with that attitude.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:12pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
When You Pour Your Cereal And Realize You Don't Have Any Milk.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:32am UTC

40 Year Old Man Always remember:Condoms are cheaper than diapers!
69 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Teenage Boy Who the h/ll would use a diaper instead of a condom?
17 minutes ago · Like
nmf

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:16am UTC

I want the blanket over my head
But I also want fresh air.
Nmf

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 5:49pm UTC

On December 21,2012 I'm Gonna
go outside bang pans together and yell "END OF THE WORLD, COME AT ME BRO!"

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Can someone please tell me how to format my quotes? I usually just use the mobile ones.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:37am UTC

Kids At My School:I like to smoke weed and get high. Oh and I also smoke cigarettes.
Me:Sometimes when it's cold out, I like to breathe hevy and pretend I'm a dragon.

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