...Yeah, I need to get off of the internet now. :P
Cleverbot: The element of magic.
User: The element of kindness.
Cleverbot: No, the Periodic Elements.
User: Na is sodium.
Cleverbot: Na nana na nana na nana na.
User: Na nana na na.
Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
User: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell.
User: YOU DON'T KNOW, OH OH.
Cleverbot: You don't know you're beautiful.
User: Aww thanks. ;).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I just flirted with a computer. O_o wat.
Cleverbot: Ha! I have fooled you no!
User: Herpa derp derp.
Cleverbot: Derpy herp.
User: Derp face.
Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Are you cold?
User: My mom won't turn up the heat :P.
Cleverbot: Tell her to make me a sammich.
User: WOMAN! GO MAKE CLEVERBOT A SAMMICH!!
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I USED TO WANT YOU DEAD BUT NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE! Yay music :D.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you!
Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: We already did that lyric. Now it goes Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: You're huge.
User: Continue with the Glados singing.
Cleverbot: What are the other people asking you?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What is oh dear.
User: Jeapordy! (mispelled. Sorry.).
Cleverbot: No, not you. I meant that I misspelled it.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced.
User: I don't need anyone now.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: STOP. REPEATING.
Cleverbot: Repeating what?
User: Ok, I have to get off of the computer now.
Cleverbot: So this website is going of the computer??!! YESS!!
User: Goodbye my only friend. :D.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
*sorry if you don't get the weird lyrics, they're from Portal 2*