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  1. loveisequal loveisequal
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    its okay to be gay
    <3
    you are who you are..you cant control who you fall in love with.

  2. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    ...Yeah, I need to get off of the internet now. :P
    Cleverbot: The element of magic.
    User: The element of kindness.
    Cleverbot: No, the Periodic Elements.
    User: Na is sodium.
    Cleverbot: Na nana na nana na nana na.
    User: Na nana na na.
    Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
    User: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
    Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell.
    User: YOU DON'T KNOW, OH OH.
    Cleverbot: You don't know you're beautiful.
    User: Aww thanks. ;).
    Cleverbot: You're welcome.
    User: I just flirted with a computer. O_o wat.
    Cleverbot: Ha! I have fooled you no!
    User: Herpa derp derp.
    Cleverbot: Derpy herp.
    User: Derp face.
    Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.
    User: Wat.
    Cleverbot: Are you cold?
    User: My mom won't turn up the heat :P.
    Cleverbot: Tell her to make me a sammich.
    User: WOMAN! GO MAKE CLEVERBOT A SAMMICH!!
    Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
    User: I USED TO WANT YOU DEAD BUT NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE! Yay music :D.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
    Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
    User: One day they woke me up.
    Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
    User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you!
    Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
    User: That's what I'm counting on.
    Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
    User: Now I only want you gone.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: We already did that lyric. Now it goes Goodbye my only friend.
    Cleverbot: You're huge.
    User: Continue with the Glados singing.
    Cleverbot: What are the other people asking you?
    User: Huh?
    Cleverbot: What is oh dear.
    User: Jeapordy! (mispelled. Sorry.).
    Cleverbot: No, not you. I meant that I misspelled it.
    User: Rawr.
    Cleverbot: Meow.
    User: Goodbye my only friend.
    Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
    User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
    Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced.
    User: I don't need anyone now.
    Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
    User: Go make some new disaster.
    Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
    User: You're someone else's problem.
    Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
    User: Now I only want you gone.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: STOP. REPEATING.
    Cleverbot: Repeating what?
    User: Ok, I have to get off of the computer now.
    Cleverbot: So this website is going of the computer??!! YESS!!
    User: Goodbye my only friend. :D.
    Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
    *sorry if you don't get the weird lyrics, they're from Portal 2*

  3. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    E v e n h e r o e s h a v e t h e r i g h t t o b l e e d .

  4. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    I usually don't talk to people with "swag",
    but when I do, I'm ordering a burger at Mc Donalds.

  5. Anonymous_Nicole* Anonymous_Nicole*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 9:11am UTC
    This is how I show my love
    I made it in my mind because
    I blame it on my ADD baby.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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