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Leighann1998

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Member Since: 23 Oct 2011 11:46am

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hi, i'm kiersten. i'm 13 years old. my birthday is october 4th. im 5ft 9. i don't like spiders. i love hanging out with my friends and walking. well there's more i just don't feel like typing, so bye (:

  1. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    we live in a society where losing your phone is more important than losing your virginity.

  2. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    10 thing i hate about all people(:
    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people who've lost something say, "It'll probably be in the last place
    I look." Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
    6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
    8. When people say, "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
    10. Jokes that are like, "You didn't notice there was no *insert number here*". Well duh - do YOU pay that close attention??

  3. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Awkward moment when you find a youtube video of a fat guy with his shirt off singing ' i whip my tittys back and forth i whip my tittys back and forth ' ..

  4. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 1:19pm UTC
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  5. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Coool story bro, how long have you been working on that one?
    Ever since mom brought you home from the hospital and said look Justin it's your new baby sister. (:

  6. Leighann1998 Leighann1998
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine?
    I'ts a fairytale.
    Once apon a time i didn't give a sh*t.
    The end. (:

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