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LaylaTheAwesome
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September 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Phone call home
Elementary school: Why you gotta call my mommy tho?
Middle school: Man f uck that *Gives wrong number*
High school: IDGAF b/tch, I'll call her my self!

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 30, 2013 4:18pm UTC

When I was like 6 years old I thought that the rule in Chinese restaurant was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything, so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating with chopsticks and all these Asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when I'd finished I got a f ucking round of applause.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 30, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Wen life knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say "You hit like a b/tch"

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 30, 2013 3:51pm UTC

If anyone ever tells you you put you much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 30, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Babe :(comment · like
Jack Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow What's wrong lex?
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Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Bunk needs warmth
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Jack Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm coming for you
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Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Please do. I'm loosing it. This batman blanket dosen't do you justice.
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Jack Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm cooler than a superhero anyways :)
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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 29, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Everybody is slowly going back to school one buy one, Its kinda like a horror movie but worse

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 28, 2013 3:23pm UTC

"Go on" I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f.uck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air "you're free now" my last f.uck has gone, I have none left to give.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 28, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS??

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

•*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
★★★
. .
Me?
Crazy?
I should get down off
this unicorn and slap
you!

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 27, 2013 11:54am UTC

Alexander William
@AlexAllTimeLow
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Just yelled "swerve" at a nun
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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Words I use in every sentence:
- No
- Stop
-Dude
- Literally
- Like
- Seriously
- F.uck
That's a sentence right there

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I got suspended from school for a week for shooting potatoes out of a potato gun on the football field.
- Kellin Quinn

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Mum: So are you exited to go back to school and see all your classmates?
Me: Classmates ? You mean school peasants.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 20, 2013 1:27pm UTC

See's band member naked in a video.
Most fandoms: OMFG DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO OF HIM NAKED?! OMG GUYS I CANT DO THIS WHAT IS AIR OMG OMG ASDFGJKLASDFGJKL NEVER WEAR CLOTHES AGAIN !!!!!!
All time low fandom: Guys Jack's naked again.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Alex Gaskarth
Manage me, I'm a mess...... · comment · like
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Jack Barakat
Turn a page I'm a book half unread
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Rian Dawson
I wanna be laughed at, laughed with just because
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Zack Merrick
I wanna feel weightless because that would be enough
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Selena Gomez
But I'm stuck in this f*cking rut
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Jack Barakat
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
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Alex Gaskarth
Go back to Disney, b*tch
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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 20, 2013 8:55am UTC

Does anyone know any good apps??

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Person: and sometimes you speak gibberish and squeal
Person: you are always hungry, eating or drinking all the time
Person: you don't go out in the sunlight, or have a social life
Person: I know what you are
Me: say it
Me: out loud
Person: *whispers* a fangirl

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 19, 2013 12:40pm UTC

omegle Talk to strangers!
Stranger: Hey
You: I got your picture I'm coming with you
You: Dear Maria count me in
Stranger: Huh??
You: theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen
Stranger: Are these lyrics or something
You: Yep, I just serenaded you
Stranger: OK
You: How do you feel about that
Stranger: Amazing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 19, 2013 11:57am UTC

Me: * Accidentally cares about music and bands more than my education*

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 19, 2013 11:00am UTC

Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: What
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: Oh god
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: Not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: No I didn't.
Me: TOO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy.

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