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  1. raider2015dm raider2015dm
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:45am UTC
    Girls with curly hair Want straight hair AND. Girls with straight hair want curly hair. nmf.

  2. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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  3. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Hey bro u left ur phone at my house!
    Dude answer ur phone.
    Hello! Bro i need to tell u something important. its about ur phone. u left it here.
    Dude it took me 2 hours to realize u cant txt me back.
    nmf/nmq

  4. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)

  5. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:48am UTC
    "I GOTTA PEE!"
    "why didn't you go before we left?" "I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN!"♥
    fave if you feel the same!♥
    nmf/nmq

  6. brickbybrick brickbybrick
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:45am UTC
    seriously,it's 2011.
    >
    can we please get some waterproof phones?
    i'd like to text in the shower.

    nmf

  7. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    ♥ My Friend Said:
    "i love this song!
    I know ALL the words!"
    goes to sing:
    la lalaal ummm lala ummm
    yup..
    you DEFINATLEY
    Know the words.

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 5:31pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. boxxybabee boxxybabee
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Yeah I know he doesn't have the
    j u s t i n b i e b e r hair,
    t a y l o r l a u t n e r ' s body
    d a v i d h e n r i e ' s smarts
    r o b e r t p a t t i n s o n ' s personality
    d r a k e ' s looks
    l i l w a y n e ' s money
    o r
    u s h e r ' s voice
    but one thing he does have is
    MY HEART ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    your joke wasn't funny
    your laugh is. (:

  13. xoellie17 xoellie17
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    I SPEAK THE TRUTH
    but i guess
    that's a foreign language to
    you all ♥

  14. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Saying something,
    Then realizing it sounded
    Extremly sexual.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    Seeing an old person eating alone at a restaurant;
    depresses me.

  16. Cailin Dorothy* Cailin Dorothy*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    One day in 60 years,
    you'll go to witty.
    You'll read all the quotes you made,
    all the heart break
    that you went through.
    THEN HE'LL WALK IN,
    and you'll think to yourself,
    with a smile on you face,
    "it was all worth it...♥"

  17. indestructible indestructible
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Willow Smith at 70;
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH.

  18. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 4:15pm UTC
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    "Does double chins run in your family?"
    "No."
    "Oh that's right I forgot, nobody runs in your family"
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  19. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    I wish we could
    Google
    how a certain
    person feels
    about us ♥

  20. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    If you
    >>Fave this,<<
    You'll die instantly. So, who's brave enough?

:)

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