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Laurienzo96
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 4:12pm UTC

Customer: So, are my brakes fixed?
Car Repairmen:No I couldn't fix them so I compromised....
Customer: and.......
Car Repairman: I made the ((horn)) louder! :)
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Laurienzo96
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September 29, 2009 4:00pm UTC

If Barbie is so *popular*. . . . . . . . .
Then why do we have to $$buy$$ all her {[friends]}???
Laurienzo96
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Laurienzo96
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 8:45pm UTC

I just found out yesterday that when you type in www.gewgle.com
Google.com still comes up..........
Gewgle.com is for *special* people :)
NO I am not one of them........... "Gewgle".....*giggles*
Laurienzo96 :)

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Laurienzo96
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September 27, 2009 7:58pm UTC

Have you ever been on a ((plane))
and you have to go {pee} really,really,really
bad?
But there is this -fat guy- sleeping in the aisle seat.....
and you thought, "Oh Joy!"
Yes this has happened to me.....
Laurienzo96 :)

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Laurienzo96
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 1:17pm UTC

Have you ever noticed how the word [bed]
Actually looks like a bed......comfy
(change the size if u wanna..its kinda small)
Laurienzo96:)

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Laurienzo96
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:57am UTC

Have you ever wondered why your
[HEART] beats???
Because without it {{MUSIC}}
would have no RHYTHM.
Laurienzo96 :)

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