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OMGBEtHAYYx33
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December 28, 2009 3:41pm UTC

Beer can in a British accent sounds like Bacon in a Jamaican accent .
haha ... cute funny yahh mann .
Its truee . no stealinq

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BASKETballLOVER
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December 21, 2009 3:45pm UTC

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OMGBEtHAYYx33
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December 28, 2009 3:25pm UTC

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oxabbsxo
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December 27, 2009 8:09pm UTC

today,
my soccer coach told me to "grab the sack of balls"
i am on an all girls team, and we couldn't stop laughing.
finally, he figured it out and said,
"nevermind, that's what i have a wife for."
MLIA

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bubbleliiciiousx3
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August 21, 2009 11:48pm UTC

Years ago,
I found an
*unopened*
case of liquor under a tree,
obviously stashed from some other kid.
I carried it to the local
<<fire department>>
and reported it to the squad.
The guy who took it from me said,
~in a very serious voice~
"Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this."
----------> I just realized what he meant. <----------
MLIA

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theskyisfalling_
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October 16, 2009 4:33pm UTC

+ no matter how much he changes
there will always be [ a piece of my heart ] that never stopped loving him <3

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ilovesarah
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November 13, 2009 4:59pm UTC

NO MORE BEING SHY. FROM NOW ON I'M JUST GONNA BE LIKE,
"Hey, you! With the face. You're cute, number please."
AND FORGET < 3 ABOUT REJECTION.

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SOCCERfreak20
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November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit please(:
heard it from my teacher

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peace_love_hearts7
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November 8, 2009 9:19pm UTC

MLIA #6:
Today, while in the bathroom I noticed my leg was bleeding. I thought I was alone so I said aloud "Im Bleeding!" A hand popped up under the stall wall holding a tampon. Im a male and Im still confused.
MLIA

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ClaudiaaDarlingg
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March 24, 2009 8:25pm UTC

~Wake up an hour early...
~Pick out a fantastic outfit...
~Straighten my hair to perfection...
~Do my make-up...
~Hair gets frizzy...
~Burn myself re-straightening it...
~Gobble down breakfast...
~Spill coffee on my shirt...
~Change...
~Look perfect, run to school, almost late...
~Was late getting ready for YOU...
~You're absent...
WTF.

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nikkix91692
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April 26, 2009 11:18am UTC

This One's For The Girl's Who
wake up 3 hours early to straighten their hair
fall over trying to put on their skinny jeanss
poke themselves in the eye with mascara
Starve because they need to loose 5 pounds
And they do it all for the one guy who will
Never realize it's all for him
**not mine. re-worded it and added**

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base4life
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September 13, 2009 4:10pm UTC

Tonight, I'm going to bed extra early...
That way I'll have time to
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Sob (hysterically) into my pillow
Get A Goodnight's Sleep,
And wake up in the morning and put on
my make-up
Completely Unphased, like...
Nothing happened
<3

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tough_like_a_rockx13
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November 12, 2009 9:22pm UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
© tough_like_a_rockx13

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tough_like_a_rockx13
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November 12, 2009 9:37pm UTC

Ideal conversation...
Girl: what would you do if i had a heart attack?
Boy: I would give you mine, but you've always had it. <3
Actual conversation...
Girl: what would you do if i had a heart attack?
Boy: umm... I'd call the police...
Girl: Wow.
© tough_like_a_rockx13

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tough_like_a_rockx13
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November 12, 2009 9:38pm UTC

How the hell does he do it?
How does he freaking [capturemyheart] within just a millisecond of looking at him?
How does he always [crackmeup] even when he says something that wasn't meant to be funny?
How does he always make me [getthechillsthroughmyspine] whenever I see his name?
How do I [chokeonmywords] whenever I try to talk to him?
How does he make me wonder for hours debating on [whether or not he likes me]?
How does he not have it on Facebook [whether or not he has a girlfriend]?
How does he freaking kill me?
© tough_like_a_rockx13

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November 12, 2009 9:49pm UTC

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