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1. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Him: Knock knock
   Me: Who's there?
   Him: I'd love
   Me: I'd love who?
   Him: I'd love to... get in your pants
   Me: -_____-
   
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2. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 9:33am UTC
   Harry Styles
   Kris Letang
   Once stripped naked on a plane..
   In the Penguins locker room...
   because he was hot.
   Is
   -
   
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3. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 9:34am UTC
   We met for the first time.
   I fell head over heels for him.
   He started flirting with me.
   He told me he saw us as only friends.
   We fought over the stupidest thing.
   He told me he's liked me since we first met.
   I told him he friendzoned me.
   He said he didn't mean to.
   We get together.
   He talks about "that other girl" several times.
   I tell him that i feel like a second choice.
   Tells me he can't be with her cuz she's out of his league.
   So he's with me.
   We hold hands.
   We cuddle.
   We kiss.
   He tells me he loves me.
   He calls "her" the hottest girl in the school.
   Says he's sorry: he doesn't mean it.
   He thinks everything is okay.
   It's not.
   He doesn't know it but,
   It's time to say goodbye.
   
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4. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 9:11am UTC
   I love...
   That moment when he calls in the middle of the night and tells you to sneak out of the house so he can kiss you in the rain
   
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5. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 9:04am UTC
   That awkward (but cute) moment when you go to surprise kiss your boyfriend on the cheek and he turns the side of his head so you kiss his lips <3
   
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6. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Have you ever had this one guy friend that you could always vent to and count on to make u smile in even the worst situations? When he hugs you, you feel like nothing can harm you? Well I have one. And he's amazing. All I want to say is
   I Love you <3
   
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7. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:56pm UTC
   Sidney Crosby's back!! 878 87 0-
   <3<3<3
   11/21/11
   
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8. Lauren58
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 6:05pm UTC
   The worst thing about being lied to, is knowing that you weren't worth the truth </3
   
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9. Lauren58
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   November 16, 2011 6:03pm UTC
   That Awkward MomentWhen you're singing a song as loud as you can, the song gets changed while you're singing,and you scream the next few lyrics into dead silence
   
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10. Lauren58
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Boy: There's this girl...
    Girl: Mhmm
    Boy: ... That I really like
    Girl: Well why don't you just tell her
    Boy: ... I just did <3
    
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11. Lauren58
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You think you see your crush waving at you and
    you wave back,
    but he's actually waving at the girl behind you
    
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