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LauraStyles

1. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC
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2. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   Me; "I'm a Unicorn."
   Friend; "Really. I need proof."
   Me; *Signs up to a new Email and gets declined when typing in the code to check if your human.*
   "HA!"
   Friend; "I think its time to tell you that I'm a marshmallow."
   I know we'll be friends forever.
   
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3. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 3:18pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your signing up to a website and they ask you to fill in a code to check if your human and your a unicorn...
   
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4. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 3:13pm UTC
   Mom; Laura! Clean your room! I told you your relations are coming over for dinner today!
   Me; Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were having dinner in my bedroom.
   
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5. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 3:09pm UTC
   Mom; Laura! Clean your room! I told you your relations are coming over for dinner today!
   Me; Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were having dinner in my bedroom.
   
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6. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 8:50am UTC
   It's fun to run its fun to play its fun to make things outta clay its fun to fill your car with glass its fun to breaaaaaaak things made of glasssss....
   
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7. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 8:38am UTC
   Okay One Direction. I have said "YEAH-YEEEAAAH-YEEAAAAH-YEAH-YEEAAAH-YEAAAAH" and I'll gladly let you kiss me.... So what next!?
   
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8. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 8:32am UTC
   Mom; Laura! Clean your room! I told you your relations are coming over for dinner today!
   Me; Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were having dinner in my bedroom.
   
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9. LauraStyles
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   January 18, 2013 7:07am UTC
   There was once a boy and a girl.
   They loved eachother.
   But not like that.
   Or so they thought.
   But when the boy died.
   In a crash.
   He looked down at her from above.
   Crying with pain.
   As she was enjoying another man.
   And when they got married.
   And had three kids.
   She named one after him.
   The oldest boy.
   The first.
   And he felt again.
   Like he was with her.
   Through the child.
   And he loved her again.
   In a different way.
   In the way that she loved him. <3
   
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10. LauraStyles
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    January 18, 2013 6:52am UTC
    The awkward moment when your trying to sign up to a website and it asks you to fill in a code to make sure your human... And your a unicorn....
    
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11. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Like everyone I know is secretly in love with Justin Bieber....
    
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12. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    LETS PLAY A GAME. Okay. Ooookay. Comment your name and I will reply the first random word I think of when you say it.
    
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13. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Marshmallows cannot fly. I cannot fly.
    Therefor. I am a marshmallow.
    
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14. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Most girls; Oh my god, I am having boy troubles... I kissed Jake! And CONNOR SAW!
    Me; Sometimes... When its cold, I go out side and breath heavily and pretend I'm a dragon.....
    
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15. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    Dear slowest walkers in the world, please do not form an impassable wall in front of me.
    Sincerely, Stuck behind you.
    
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16. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 10:15am UTC
    Dear slowest walkers in the world, please do not form an impassable wall in front of me.
    Sincerely, Stuck behind you.
    
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17. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 10:12am UTC
    I met Niall Horan last year....
    How did I track him? I drove to where his brother works and asked him where Niall was.
    What was our conversation? Me; Ohhh maaa goood... *Drools* *Mouth open* *Ugly face on*
    Him; *Laughing his head off*
    
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18. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 10:10am UTC
    Asking your parents a simple 'yes' or 'no' question and ending up getting a lecture.
    
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19. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 10:05am UTC
    You know your a weird crazy fan girl directioner when your friend asks
    Friend; What are One Directions blood types?
    Me; Harry's blood type is B, Niall's is A, Louis' is O, Liams is AB and Zayns is B.
    Friend; And yours??
    Me; MOMM!!
    
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20. LauraStyles
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    January 17, 2013 10:02am UTC
    People need to start speaking up.
    
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