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BigMistake
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"China can build a bridge in 5 days?
Well, American found out how to stuff
cheese into pizza crust."
-Ellen Degeneres

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 6:11pm UTC

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1 boyfriend = normal
2 boyfriends = s|ut
5 boyfriends = directioner
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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Beast: hey I just met you
Beast: and this is crazy
Beast: but the castle is your home now
EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
DON'T DON'T YOU DARE
TOUCHTOUCH
MY W MY WEST WING
WOMA WOMAN.
UNDERUNDERSTAND?
Beast: so come to dinner maybe

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 2:27am UTC

I'm just one of those girls
waiting for my happy ending.
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bluetwilight57
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:04am UTC

If i lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and
Just forget the world...
-The Fray-

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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:19am UTC

I wonder if 20 years from now,
my future children
will be learning about
One Direction in history class
like we learn about
The Beatles...
all mine :) I'm so proud

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 10:55pm UTC

MATTY B,
YOU ARE MINE.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 10:08pm UTC

*Random Person Comment's on profile*
Random Person: Hi , Where Do you live ?
* My Face o-o *
Me:
Me: um ..... America
Random Person:
Me
Random Person:
Me:
Like if you do this

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 10:54pm UTC

When I get where I'm going on the far side of the sky,
THE FIRST THING THAT I'M GONNA DO IS
spread my wings and fly.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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伤*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Juan Direction release their debut album “Mexican All Night”
featuring the songs:
What Makes You Mexican
Gotta Be Pedo
One Taco
More Than Mexican
Mexican All Night
I Wish (I had a burrito)
Tell Me A Lie (like you prefer pizza to tacos)
Taken (by a Mexican pedofile)
I Want (A chihuahua)
Everything About Sombreros
Same Tacos
Stole My Burrito
Also the deluxe version, which includes the songs:
Stand Up (and salsa dance)
Moments (with my chihuahua)
there album cover - 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25bd6JNcU1r641fao1_500.jpg
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 12:05am UTC

If you are going to insult my favourite food...
i'll give you 5 seconds to run.
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ForeverUnstoppable_xo
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC

You're not a real
Directioner ~
if you don't know who Baby Lux is.
End of story.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:59pm UTC

94
i log on and see this.
omg.
thanks every one (:
and, my infinity & beyond quote,
it's on page 7 of top quotes.
thank you!

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:25pm UTC

I like food
He likes food
it's ment to be ♥

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:02pm UTC

today, we drove past a restraunt.
the restraunt's names was "Harry's Kitchen".
I started cracking up.
"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
-Harry Styles

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 11:55pm UTC

No Steve,
I don't want a free trial of Proffesional Portrait...

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 12:49am UTC

click to see this quote

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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC

My heart takes over
my brain whenever I see
him
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BigMistake
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:48pm UTC

my parents when i'm hurt;
oh, she's fine. she'll live.
my parents when my sister's hurt;
omfg, call the ambulance.
she could have a broken bone.
she might have really hurt herself.
leighton, go get some ice! now!
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