Random Beauty Tip #1
Never make makeup a necessity. If it's 8AM on a Saturday morning
and your parents drag you out of bed to go to Wal-Mart, don't get all
done up. Throw on some sweats, put your hair in a bun, and go to
effing Wal-Mart. If someone makes a comment, just say, "Beeotch,
please, I watched cartoons all morning. All you did was watch your
curling iron heat up."
BAM, you're instantly awesome.