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Ladies_Man

1. Ladies_Man
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:35am UTC
   "Y0 wutz uhbp?"
   "Oh, nothing, just finding a dictionary to throw at
   Your head."
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2. Ladies_Man
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   February 24, 2012 11:30am UTC
   lol @ all these ugly chicks
   having even uglier boyfriends.
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3. Ladies_Man
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   February 23, 2012 2:25pm UTC
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4. Ladies_Man
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   February 23, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Just ruined my Uggs.
   brb hanging myself.
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5. Ladies_Man
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   February 23, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   It doesn't matter if you hate me.
   I'm still going to be happy.
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6. Ladies_Man
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 2:13pm UTC
   I hate it when people ask for a bite,
   » and eat the whole thing.«
   no, it's good. it's not like i wanted that or anything.
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7. Ladies_Man
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 2:03pm UTC
   All I want;;
   Right now...
   Is a Frosty from Wendy's ♥
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8. Ladies_Man
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   February 23, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   If I love you;
   I promise to have your back :)
   No. Matter. What.
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9. Ladies_Man
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   It's not your face getting all those likes on your profile picture.
   ›› It's what's popping out of your shirt.
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10. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:54pm UTC
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    I hate it when
    Teachers talk to students
    Like we're 3.
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11. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:47pm UTC
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12. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Everyone else is
    out doing cute stuff with their boyfriends
    And I'm just here...
    Eating burnt french fries.
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13. Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Have you ever;
    Felt personally victimized by Regina George?♥
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14. Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    So yesterday;
    I tripped over a midget in school.
    I felt bad. Then I laughed.
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15. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    You're emo?
    I didn't know emos shopped in
    Hollister & Victoria's Secret...
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16. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    hahahahaha, what?
    I didn't hear what you were saying.
    I was too busy thinking about
    hitting you with a car.♥
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17. Ladies_Man
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    February 23, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    When was it ever hot to wear;
    Apple-Bottomed Jeans &
    Boots with fur?
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18. Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    I hate it when;
    Teachers try to take my phone.
    K. Pay $300 a month.
    Give me $500 for the iPhone.
    THEN you can take my phone.
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19. Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    *****
    I hate the parents who;
    Get involved in
    relationships.
    Like, no.
    Put your mother
    back on her
    leash.
    *****
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20. Ladies_Man
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Don't mess with my Starbucks.
    Unless you want your head.
    Shut in a door.♥
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