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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.


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  3. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    You keep coming back to the scene of the crime But the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyway

  4. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Facebook Logic:
    Average girl:
    *insert really deep status*- 4 likes.
    -----------
    Girl with boobs falling out:
    "lol i just sneezed ;)" - 42495 likes.

  5. LetsDoItTonightx3 LetsDoItTonightx3
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    I don't care how
    much you hate someone. If you EVER tell them they
    should go die, I'm dragging you into a rat cave.

  6. MadissonPaige MadissonPaige
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    Music is my life ;
    The lyrics are my story.
    /NMF\

  7. NikkiMonsterLove NikkiMonsterLove
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    It's Called Respect Honey!

  8. tahleiya_davis6 tahleiya_davis6
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:57pm UTC
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  10. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    I didn't change.
    I just got tired
    of pretending that
    I was happy.

  11. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    do you ever feel like breaking down?
    do you ever feel out of place?
    like somehow you just don't b e l o n g,
    and no one understands you.
    No, you don't know what it's like?
    welcome to my life.
    nmf

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    If your birthday is in November,
    then you know, your parents really enjoyed Valentines Day...
    NFM/FMQ

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl
    That when I cry, I cry.
    When I fall for someone, I fall too hard.
    People tell me I'm too intense when it comes to emotions.
    I'll do anything to be around you.
    I don't always look perfect and sometimes I get insecure.
    And I may have flaws,
    But I'll love you better than
    anyone else ever could.
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  14. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    Reading something in school and
    having to reread the same paragraph over and over because your thoughts are too distracting.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

  15. qpsbg57 qpsbg57
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    If your birthday is in November,
    You know that your parents enjoyed
    Valentines Day♥

  16. jmaggss jmaggss
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    I wish R.I.P. meant
    return if possible

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment.
    when you're in the middle of of telling a story & you realize it's pointless.

  18. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Most girls cry over boys.
    But I cry over my favorite shirt shrinking in the dryer.

  19. eitherwayi23u eitherwayi23u
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    That awkward that one person you hate facebook chats you... o.O
    moment when...
    format; Chellsey

  20. softballrocks1010 softballrocks1010
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    I love him.
    He likes me.
    Tell me, why are we still single?

:)

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