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  3. apologize617 apologize617
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    i love you more than...
    spongebob loves jellyfishing
    sandy loves karate
    mr. krabs loves money
    squidward loves his clarinet
    baby i need you more than...
    plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula!

  4. bearclaire101 bearclaire101
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    You: Guess what!
    Friend: what??
    You: I talked to him (the kid you like)
    Friend: what did he say
    You: hey!
    Friend: wow!

  5. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:25pm UTC
    I love you.
    ^hope something eats


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  8. ilovebeingninja ilovebeingninja
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    Boy : Can you cook?
    Girl Yea
    Boy : Can you dance?
    Girl : Yea
    Boy : Can you play Black Ops?
    Girl : Yea
    Boy : *Kneels down on one knee* WOULD YOU MARR.....
    Girl : Sorry,i'm lesbian
    LMFAO!!!!!

  9. xomariaceexo xomariaceexo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    NO ONE .
    uses www. anymore... {:

  10. ilovebeingninja ilovebeingninja
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    girl:"hey bro this is my bf."
    brother:"cool hey dude come here for a sec."
    bf:"ok???"
    brother:"if you break my sisters heart just remember im not afraid to go back to jail."

  11. mcskittles828 mcskittles828
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:31pm UTC
    "Have a nice day!"
    "Don't tell me what to do..."

  12. ilovebeingninja ilovebeingninja
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:34pm UTC
    Mom is pregnant)
    Son: What's in there?
    Mom: A baby, your sister!
    Son: Do you love her?
    Mom: Yes, very much!
    Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???
    Mom: ....

  13. bj1996 bj1996
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:34pm UTC
    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
    - On a Sears' hairdryer -- Do not use while sleep
    (Shoot, that's the only time I have to do my hair..)
    - On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (Oh, the shoplifter special I see.)
    - Swanson frozen dinner -- "Serving Suggestion: Defrost
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
    - On Mark&Spencers bread pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating"
    (well...what'd you think..?)
    - On Nytol Sleeping Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
    (and...I'm taking this because..?)
    - On Salisbury peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    YOu could be a winner, no purchase necassa

  14. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:37pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT,
    When you see a guy staring at you......
    And he doesn't look away...

  15. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    If I wanted your opinion......
    I would have asked for it.

  16. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    When I can't think of a comeback....
    I still use ''I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I''

  17. julim julim
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

  18. 1morchance 1morchance
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 11:01pm UTC
    I love you so much It's Retarded<3
    ~Nck and Norah's infinate playlist:)


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  20. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 11:11pm UTC
    My thought process as I’m looking at
    TopQuotes:
    “I’ve seen this before.”
    “I’ve seen this before.”
    “Oh happy birthday..”
    “No I’m not gonna highlight this.”
    “I’ve seen this before.”
    “This format again?!”
    “I’ve seen this quote so many times”
    “HAHAHAHA that’s so me. Favorite. <3”

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