In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
- On a Sears' hairdryer -- Do not use while sleep
(Shoot, that's the only time I have to do my hair..)
- On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Oh, the shoplifter special I see.)
- Swanson frozen dinner -- "Serving Suggestion: Defrost
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)
- On Mark&Spencers bread pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating"
(well...what'd you think..?)
- On Nytol Sleeping Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
(and...I'm taking this because..?)
- On Salisbury peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
YOu could be a winner, no purchase necassa