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LTBlaughter

1. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 2:38pm UTC
   Don't you hate when...
   Hairdresser: How much do you want cut off?
   Me: Oh, just a trim...
   *chopchopchop*
   ...or a mushroom cut that is cool too
   -________________-
   
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2. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   Mirror on the wall;
   here we are again
   through my rise and fall, you've been my only friend
   ~Mirror
   Lil Wayne
   
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3. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 11:14pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when witty tells you to cool your jets.
   Simmer down.
   Relax!
   Hang on, my friend.
   Whoa! Hold your horses there partner.
   while trying to upload a quote
   
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4. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 11:08pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when someone asks "Have you two met?" and you reply "No" while the other person says "Yes."
   
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5. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 10:55pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you try to make fetch happen.
   
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6. LTBlaughter
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   August 29, 2011 10:49pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you take your one-legged friend to IHOP
   
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7. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   ♥That little spaz attack you get when the guy you like texts you♥
   
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8. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 3:18pm UTC
   be strong enough to hold on.
   & be strong enough to let go.
   ♥
   nmf
   
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9. LTBlaughter
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   Dear Teenagers,
   Please realize that FIRST comes love, THEN comes marriage, THEN comes the baby in the baby carriage.
   Sincerely,
   Is it really that difficult?
   
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10. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Dea r L i f e,
    When you give me dilemmas, I make dilemmanade.
    Sincerely,
    Nice Try
    
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11. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT
    AWKWARD
    when you read that as that awkward moment.
    obviously not my format
    mine? well, hey awkward moment quotes are annoying so lets share our annoyance with each other, how about that? good, I'm happy you understand.
    
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12. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    You never enjoy your life
    Livin' inside the box
    You're so afraid of taking chances
    How you gonna reach the top?
    ♥
    
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13. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    I was enchanted to meet you
    ♥
    format belongs to CookieDoughFormats;; I just changed the colors(:
    
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15. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Hillary Duff is pregnant
    Wizards are done
    Zack&Cody Graduated
    Miley revealed her secret
    I guess it's time to grow up,
    My childhood is over
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    We are all stars, and we deserve to twinkle.
    -Marilyn Monroe ♥
    
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17. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
    -Marilyn Monroe ♥
    
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18. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Imperfection is beauty,
    Madness is genius,
    and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
    - Marilyn Monroe ♥
    
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19. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    I wish he knew... but he doesn't know a thing.
    
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20. LTBlaughter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart,
    never really had luck,
    couldn't never figure out
    how to love
    ♥
    -Lil Wayne
    
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