Karlz*

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Karlz*
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August 6, 2011 12:50pm UTC

If anyone has a tumblr, feel free to tell me your url<3 ask for mine.

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Karlz*
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April 9, 2011 10:05pm UTC

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Karlz*
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April 9, 2011 9:48pm UTC

Right now, I'm just a pebble in the ocean, but one day, the small ripples I make will turn into great waves.

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Karlz*
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April 7, 2011 3:57pm UTC

Confession #4
I still get butterflies when I see him, even though we've been together for almost 8 months.

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Karlz*
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April 7, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Confession #3
I'm hopelessly in love. Nothing can change that.

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Karlz*
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April 5, 2011 2:30pm UTC

Confession #1
I pretty much hate every aspect of my body. Hair, legs... I'm super self conscious.

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Karlz*
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March 31, 2011 9:03am UTC

Love Is The Sweetest of Sorrows

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Karlz*
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March 31, 2011 8:35am UTC

A Perfect Boyfriend<3
• give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
• give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
• leave her cute messages
•kiss her in front of your friends
•tell her she looks beautiful
• look into her eyes when you talk to her
• let her mess with your hair
• just walk around with her
• forgive her for her mistakes
• hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick
• watch her favorite movie with her
• come up and grab her by the waist
Remember This:
• don't talk about other girls around her.
• if u love her others shouldn't matter
• when she's sad, hang out with her
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
• answer her phone calls no matter what
:;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
--if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
-call you
-kiss you
-message you
-get online and talk:)

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 28, 2011 8:06pm UTC

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, presss 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. stay on the line and we will trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer you.
If you are dyslexic, press 69696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later.
If you have amnesia, press 0 and state your name, phone number, date of birth, adress, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Just thought it was funny... don't want to offend.

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Friend: Why is the parking lot empty?
Me: OHMIGASH!! IT'S A NINJA CONVENTION!!!
fave if you get it<3

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Your
Mom.

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Karlz*
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March 13, 2011 7:12pm UTC

I Would Like To Slice Your Head Off With A Toothbrush.

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 5:49am UTC

We all have it.
That small child.
Sitting in the corner.
Crying to itself.
All these emotions...
What can we do with them?
They want to escape,
but they just can't.
Express them,
But don't cause pain,
Believe it or not,
You're not only hurting yourself.

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 5:38am UTC

&+ then I say:
WHAT
THE
FLUFF?!?

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Karlz*
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 5:30am UTC

I
Hate
People.

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Karlz*
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 1:43pm UTC

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?!?

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Karlz*
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 7:28pm UTC

~*He's The One♥*~