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  1. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    Who Really Is 'Jack Schitt'?
    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
    ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O, Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Nie Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six Schitt, were inseparable throughout Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens nuptials."
    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarce. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

  2. idgie idgie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    Her:
    Why do you keep looking at your hands?
    Him:
    There is something wrong with them..
    Her: what?
    Him: you aren't [h o l d i n g] them.

  3. xdreamxBIGx2013 xdreamxBIGx2013
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 9:23am UTC
    Maybe sometimes its easier
    to be mad at the people you trust
    because you know they'll always
    love you, no matter what.

  4. xxhollisterchickxx xxhollisterchickxx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 9:21am UTC
    iwasalittleupset
    when I saw you with her.
    but then I laughed because
    she was ugly.

  5. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    nobodys perfect?
    psh hannah montana
    obviously hasnt met me yet

  6. xXLoveForeverXx xXLoveForeverXx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    you deserve the right kind of love.
    ----> the kind of love that makes you truly happy.
    the fantastic stuff you see in books and movies.
    and even if you aren't together forever, you'll want
    to look back and never regret
    f a l l i n g i n l o v e w i t h h i m--
    yeah, that's the kind of love we all deserve.
    *quote credit to AimProsForTheNeedy on Xanga.. fade by me.

  7. cheerleader9085 cheerleader9085
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 6:48pm UTC
    If you have to try
    and convince yourself
    you don't care about someone,
    you care about them
    way more than you think.

  8. the_names_caro the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    A girl's survival kit
    1. Fully loaded iPod
    2. Waterproof mascara
    3. Teddy bear from childhood
    4. Emergency "napkins"
    5. A notepad and paper
    6. Cell phone with saved texts
    7. Picture of the most recent lover
    8. At least one good friend you can tell everything to.
    9. A punching bag
    10. Chocolate

  9. 123babe123 123babe123
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    hes teaching me arithmetic
    he said it was his mission
    he kissed me once
    he kissed me twice
    and said now thats addition
    and as he added kiss by kiss in silent satisfaction
    i sweety gave the kisses back
    and said now thats subtraction
    then he kissed me
    i kissed him without explaination
    and both of us smiled
    and said thats multiplication
    then my dad comes on the scene
    and made a quick decision
    he kicked him three blocks away
    and said thats long devision

  10. saaarxxx saaarxxx
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
    The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
    Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".
    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
    "Someone else must have shot that bear."
    "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
    *OMG HAHAHA!*

  11. thecooliest thecooliest
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    lost and so alone
    B o r n b u t n e v e r k n o w n
    L e f t a l l o n t h e i r o w n
    F o r g o t t e n c h i l d r e n
    W e' l l n e v e r h e a r a n a m e
    T h e y c a r r y a l l t h e b l a m e
    request for hannahashley i hope ya like it!

  12. thecooliest thecooliest
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    and i guess you could say
    that i love him. that i love hearing his voice and when i do
    my heart skips a beat. you could say that he brightens my
    whole day, even if its the worst. he always knows the right
    thing to say. i can trust him with any of my girlie problems
    and he never complains. he would never even think about
    doing anything to hurt me. and so i guess you could say...
    i am in love with him.
    credit to LOVEmma for the quote
    credit for edit

  13. JadoreexJesss JadoreexJesss
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    those people that think
    they know everything
    are really annoying to us people
    [[ that actually do <3 ]]

  14. pinkcutie05 pinkcutie05
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    i am nowhere near perfect
    I EAT WHEN I AM BORED
    i fall for boys to easily
    im vulnerable to believing lies
    i'm hoping that one day i won't need a fake smile
    i live by quotes that explain exactly what i am going through
    I MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR MOST EVERYTHING
    i have best friends and enemies
    i have DRAMA and MEMORIES
    i am an average teenager*
    (and that's life)
    live it, love it... learn from it

  15. livelife4xcntry livelife4xcntry
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    .This is the ocean silly, we aren't the only t w o in here.
    (Finding Nemo)

  16. leighxlovex33 leighxlovex33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    What's Meant To Be;
    will always find it`s way. ea


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    Please let me go, so I can
    calm myself with screemo
    music, then switch straight
    to some lullaby so I can cry
    myself to sleep. Because
    sometimes, its just
    whatyouneedtodo.

  19. cuzwenurfifteen cuzwenurfifteen
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    This isn't School!
    at school you learn.
    here, all it is is drama,
    tears, and fighting. maybe
    once in a while you have some
    heartbreak too because that boy is
    just too good for you, i guess, well that
    is just dumb..who would've thought school
    would also be
    hell?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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