cheesy guy pick up lines:
Are you a library book..? Cause i'm checking youu outtttt.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If i had a nickel for everytime i saw you, i would be a nickelaire.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be in jail for a lifetime.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I got so lost in your beuatifulness, that i forgot my cheesy pick-up line.