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1. LOLgirl454
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   January 31, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
   you have a burger......................can i have it e
   
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2. LOLgirl454
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   January 2, 2012 10:13am UTC
   The awkward moment
   When your pants go on fire
   after you lie -_-
   
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3. LOLgirl454
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   December 18, 2011 1:34pm UTC
   Forget love......
   I'd rather fall in chocolate
   ♥
   
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4. LOLgirl454
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   December 2, 2011 4:21pm UTC
   Forget love......
   I'd rather fall in chocolate
   ♥
   
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5. LOLgirl454
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   December 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   *****
   With sufficent thrusting pigs fly just fine.
   *****
   
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6. LOLgirl454
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   December 2, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   O0O
   Insanity is not something I suffer from......I enjoy every minute of it :D
   
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7. LOLgirl454
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   December 2, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   The awkward moment when a real townie comes in and goes "Are you furreal ??" And you shout back "No im furfake!!"
   
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8. LOLgirl454
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   November 26, 2011 1:36pm UTC
   *****
   Friends: Bai l you out of jai l
   Best Friends: Sittin there with you sayin "Ahh That was fun :)"
   *****
   
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9. LOLgirl454
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   November 26, 2011 11:33am UTC
   I just seen this headline in the newspaper : Blind Woman Gets A Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years ;) lol
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10. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 11:11am UTC
    If barbie is SO popular why do we have to buy her frineds ?!
    
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11. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Advice for the day. If you have a headache do as i t says on the asprin bott t le : Take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN !!!!
    
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12. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Advice for the day. If you have a headache do as i t says on the asprin bott t le : Take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN !!!!
    
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13. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 10:51am UTC
    Boy: Since we met i can't eat or drink.
    Girl: Why ?
    Boy: I'm broke
    Girl: ..........
    
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14. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 7:23am UTC
    you know you are getting old when the candles cost moe than the cake ;)
    
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15. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 7:17am UTC
    Im nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore I'm perfect !!
    
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16. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 7:14am UTC
    Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say "are you gonna drink that?!"
    
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17. LOLgirl454
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    November 26, 2011 7:10am UTC
    Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong :)
    
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18. LOLgirl454
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    November 21, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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19. LOLgirl454
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    November 5, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    
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20. LOLgirl454
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    November 5, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
    
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