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LIZARDNUTS123

1. LIZARDNUTS123
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 11:52am UTC
   Me: did it hurt when u fell???
   girl who likes me: fell from where
   me: Heaven...
   girl who likes me:Awww <3
   me:Because ur face is really messed up :)
   girl who likes me: -___-
   
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2. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 11:48am UTC
   me: Hey why r all teachers buts so big...
   Friend: idk i guess its a teacher thing
   me: oh... thats cool
   
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3. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 11:18am UTC
   That awkward moment when you turn around in school and ur teachers a$$ is in your face...;)
   
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4. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 11:16am UTC
   To the man who said that you cant fold paper 8 times... you've clearly never seen me use the last piece of toilet paper
   
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5. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 10:37am UTC
   That time when you try to make your belt super tight and you accidently fart...:)
   
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6. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 9:25am UTC
   That moment when you try to do a flip on your bed and you knee yourself in the face... Fav if you've done that!!!
   
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7. LIZARDNUTS123
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   May 17, 2012 9:10am UTC
   What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...except for herpes that s**t will follow you home.;)
   
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