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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    May 25, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Me every time I watch the titanic : Maybe it won't hit the iceberg this time.

  2. kristabff kristabff
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    May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC
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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
    where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

  4. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    we all know that one perosn who won't die if there ever really is a zombie apocolypse

  5. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Bloody Mary sits down to eat brunch, then lowers her newspaper to see she's been transported to the dark bathroom of some idiot teens

  6. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Hey Google,
    why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

  7. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Me: "Hey I just met you."
    Stranger: *Walks away.*
    Me: "Now your just somebody that I used to know."

  8. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  9. KawaiiNami KawaiiNami
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    A true friend
    Is a person you can trust
    Lol nope, just some of your weirdness departed from you.

  10. KawaiiNami KawaiiNami
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    What If
    You already met your husband

  11. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Hanna: We had so much fun last summer.
    Mona: And some of it was even legal!

  12. SexySoapBox SexySoapBox
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it.

  13. SexySoapBox SexySoapBox
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Nothing is really lost, until your mom can't find it :)

  14. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  15. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  16. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  17. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    if i were a spelling bee judge:
    me: spell their
    contestant: sentence please
    me: they're going to build their house over there.
    *walks off*

  19. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    We really dont have it so bad. think of
    all the birds who think they found the love of their life but they were chirping back to a dying smoke alarm

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    My little brother asked his friend what friendship was:
    He replied with, "Friendship is when you steal my chocolate everyday from my bag... and yet I still keep it in the same place."

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