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  1. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    The moment when yu can see yur reflection in yu laptop and cant see anything else and start getting mad (;

  2. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    The Ackword moment one yu poor milk on a girls head yu dont like and yu get sent to the principles and he laughs and then suspends yu for 5 days then the girl yu dont like walks in and she is all milky and smells like milk XD and yu start laughing nd then get yelled at

  3. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    R.I.P for all the lives lost on 9/11<3

  4. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 10, 2011 11:10am UTC
    Who else did this when they were little!!
    I had something in the microwave and had to peed and yu had like 43 sec. left so u dash to the bath room and try to make it bk b4 the time runs out!!!<3
    ;Like if yu did this to lmfao

  5. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    why yes ma'ma i am home on a Friday doing nothings but eating wiity,facebook and texting lmao and why yes i am a lame (;

  6. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 9, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I hate when cashiers ask is that evrthing like NO LADY I WANT A PACK OF CIGGS AND evrthing AND THIS OTHER INVIABLE $H!T TO THE LEFT like no duhhhh i a just standing here with my money out and im 14 like i cant have any of the stuff behind yu like .... hdefhrjbgh

  7. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 9, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    I hate that my Phone is faster at getting notifications then my facebook account is -_-

  8. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 9, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Who else comes to witty somtimes to see how to spell a really hard word on "add a quote"
    Like if yu do 2(:

  9. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    We all have tht really really short kid in our grade that looks like they belong in 3rd grade not a Freshman:D

  10. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 9, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    When someone calls yu a youngen when they are 1 year older then yu and then yu say fine if i am a youngen yu a older man ! (;

  11. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 9, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Cheerrssss to the freaking weekend ;D <3

  12. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    When yu drop yur pencil in the hallway were evrone is walking and cant get it without getting run ovr so a cute guy picks it upp for yu (;

  13. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 7, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    THE Cutest THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!
    My friend told me the day b4 he liked me and i said oh and went to bed so he came over to talk to me in the morning were we stand and his friends followed and he totally ignored his friends and i was like awe (: but the as i went to leave me grabbed my hand right infrount of his friends and pulled me in to hug me and then kissed my forehead it was the cutest thing i evr watched a football player do<3

  14. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 6, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Dipping yur Tootsie Pop in Water (: <3

  15. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 5, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Try me B*TCH -_-
    CUZ TODAY ISN'T THAT DAY TO MESS WITH THIS B*TCH

  16. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 5, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    The ending that never began</3

  17. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    September 1, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    I was in English today and my teacher made us do this dumb thing and the sentence started out,
    I have a cat named Snookie..
    thn my teacher goes
    HA! it must smell like Hair spray!! and Spray Tan..
    lmao gotta love hipp teachers<3

  18. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
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    August 16, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    When you decide its witty time and go to look it upp u put to many I's in the wiitty and it asked
    Do You Mean Witty Profiles?
    like no dumb @$$ i meant to look upp puppies like wtf YES I MEANT WIITTY PROFILES
    and your siting all grumpy swearing at ur laptop thats just ruins my day!! -_-

  19. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:36am UTC
    So what i am not perfect neither are you welcome to being human!;P

  20. KyrstynMarie KyrstynMarie
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    BamBamBamBAMBAMMMMBAMMMMMM.....................................
    You hear that?
    thats my gun impacting my head..... -_-

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