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Seriously, don't ask why I named this account KurtCocaine. c;

So far: 27 HP facts
Replacing The Word Wand With Willy - 9 parts; 8 mini-stories in each part; 72 mini-stories altogether. I'm not doing any more of those, I think I've done enough x]]

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May 4, 2011 11:08am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #27
Draco Malfoy was actually supposed to go to Durmstrang Institute, where they only accept pure-bloods. The only reason why he went to Hogwarts was because his mother didn't want him being too far from his home in Wiltshire.

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Harry Potter Fact #25
Harry is very distantly related to Salazar Slytherin, but is not a descendant of him; Voldemort is descended from Slytherin and the second Peverell brother while Harry is a descendant of the third brother.

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May 3, 2011 11:07am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #24
During Natalia Tena's audition for the role of Nymphadora Tonks, she tripped over a table and a chair, giving the impression that she's clumsy like Tonks herself.

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Yes, I am obsessed with Harry Potter.
Congratulations for figuring that out.

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April 29, 2011 11:45am UTC

Replacing the word "wand" with "willy" in the Harry Potter books part 7.
"There was no need to stick that willy in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."
Slowly, he drew the Elder Willy between his long fingers.
"You will need your willy, Bellatrix," said Snape coldy. She drew it, looking astonished. "And you will need to move a little closer." he said. She stepped forwards so that she stood over them, and placed the tip of her willy on their linked hands.
"Lumos," Harry said, and his willy ignited.
Harry was too excited to care; the memory had come back to him at the sight of Krum's willy: Ollivander taking it and examining it carefuly before the Triwizard Tournament.
Moody raised his willy, and Harry felt a sudden thrill of foreboding.
Lost in visions of this happy prospect, he flicked his willy a little too enthusiastically, so that instead of producing the fountain of pure water that was the object of that day's Charms lesson, he let out a hoselike jet that ricocheted off the ceiling and knocked Professor Flitwick flat on his face.
Severus Snape was pulling off the Invisibility Cloak, his willy pointing directly at Lupin.

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Harry Potter Fact #23
J.K. Rowling referred to Severus Snape as an anti-hero because while he was incredibly brave, he bullied many of the students - particularly Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Neville.

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April 28, 2011 10:59am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #22
In an early draft of the first Harry Potter book, Minerva McGonagall was called 'Madam McGonagle'.

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April 28, 2011 10:51am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #21
After the Battle over Little Whinging, 13 people (Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Bill, Fleur, Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Lupin, Tonks and Hagrid) gathered in The Burrow to mourn the death of Alastor Moody. Afterwards, Lupin stood up and offered to look for Moody's dead body. Later in the Battle of Hogwarts, Lupin was killed by Dolohov; thus making another of Sybill Trelawney's predictions come true: "When thirteen dine together, the first to rise shall be the first to die."

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April 28, 2011 10:47am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #20
The youngest of Harry's children, Lily Luna Potter, might have been named after Remus Lupin as well as Luna Lovegood, since his nickname was Moony and Luna means "moon".

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April 28, 2011 10:43am UTC

Harry Potter Fact #19
The only times Fred and George Weasley have been injured were when they were apart - they weren't together when George lost his ear or when Fred died.

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