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August 2, 2009 8:14pm UTC

Do Indians have to own every damn 7/11 store
no offense to indians they cool

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Kristykid
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July 29, 2009 9:01pm UTC

Twilight is for poopy heads

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July 22, 2009 4:22pm UTC

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Kristykid
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June 25, 2009 2:21pm UTC

I'm so fly
My GPS asks me for directions

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 9:23am UTC

I LIKE DEM BOOM BOOM POW

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 9:20am UTC

Next time you see someone looking at a sign
Read it to them

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 9:19am UTC

How many ounces does it take to get to "Narnia?"
ounces as in marijuwana <---sp

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 9:10am UTC

ILOVEyou<3

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 9:08am UTC

Your in a weird place
Your strapped to one of those chairs with the drills that go through your heart
and your best friend is hanging off a cliff
There is a switch next to you
If you flip the switch the drill will stop but the cliff will break
Causing you to live and your friend to die
but if you don't flip the switch
you will die
and
your
friend
will
live
What is the right choice?

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Kristykid
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May 24, 2009 8:58am UTC

Sometimes I wish I could just
BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A FEATHER PILLOW

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:35pm UTC

U is my bestest FRIEND in da wholest world :)

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May 11, 2009 7:33pm UTC

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:31pm UTC

C
U
Next
Tuesday

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:24pm UTC

EDWARD CULLEN
F****** choked on my blood

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:21pm UTC

Don't you know?
Your the only one I think about at night

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:16pm UTC

The most embarassing ask out ever...
Hey my friend over there really likes you and wants to go out, what do you say?
Uhhhmmm, I'm gay sorry though
What did he say?!?!?!?!?!??
Ummm idk hes "gay" anyway

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Kristykid
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May 11, 2009 7:10pm UTC

The Basic AIM conversation
You: Hey
Me: Hey
You: Whats up?
Me: Nmu?
You: same
Me: cool....
You: sOoOoOoO
Me: yup
Or if your really nervous and your talking to a guy/girl you like
Hey
Hey
Whats up
Nmu?
same
Who is this again?
(in your mind when they say that all you can say is "@#%&$&#&%$*#&!!!!!")

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Kristykid
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April 19, 2009 3:42pm UTC

Your the love of my life the light to my shadow the apple of my eye the aiR to my lungs the blood to my veins if only you were here if only that driver wasn't there if only that driver wasn't drinking if only you were in my arms
If Only

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Kristykid
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April 6, 2009 8:23pm UTC

Things to Do at a bank
Try to stick the chained pen in your pocket
Tell them you want $638.69 in pennys
Pull out your license and "accidently" drop it on the desk have it say a girls name but have a guys pic
Go through the drive thru and look at the sucky thing for 5 seconds then stick you hand up it and pretend it got sucked in
Go through the drive thru and throw a fake grenade up the sucky thing and run
If your a guy run into the bank with no shirt on yelling I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY STOMACH
Try to jump over the table
Get a friend and put a mask on and get a fake gun that looks real and run into the door
Start rolling around on the floor singing the 007 theme song

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Kristykid
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April 6, 2009 8:08pm UTC

Roses are red violets are blue I love you you are my only one forever you are pi to my zza the pep to my ronni the paint to my house but I farted so you peeled off and shriveled up...Sorry :(

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