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  5. light_up_my_world light_up_my_world
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    July 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    You still hate me? watch me care.

  6. lolz62 lolz62
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I'm falling from cloud 9, crashing from the high

    I'm wide awake.

  7. soccerocks16 soccerocks16
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Tall guy + short girl = cute.
    Tall girl + short guy = awkward.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Your prince will come
    He may not be riding a white horse ,
    or have a big castle.
    But he will want you,and only you
    and that will be better than any fairytale.


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  11. GlitteredSandsx GlitteredSandsx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because r e a l i t y is finally better than your d r e a m s . "
    — Dr. Seuss♥

  12. Little_Lega Little_Lega
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Boy: So, Urrhh,I heard You Like Bad Boys...
    Girl: Maybe I Do...
    Boy: Well, Not To Brag Or Anything, But When I'm Finished
    In The Bathroom~
    I Keep The Toilet Seat Up. ;)
    Girl: ... ;)
    ~Little'Lega~

  13. DefinitionxxOfxxLovee DefinitionxxOfxxLovee
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    I'm not
    a bad person, i just don't
    put up with your sh*t.

  14. DefinitionxxOfxxLovee DefinitionxxOfxxLovee
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    its a good thing drake told us
    YOLO♥
    because before that,
    everyone thought you could live twice.

  15. DefinitionxxOfxxLovee DefinitionxxOfxxLovee
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    I'd apologize,
    but i don't realize
    what i'm doing,
    wrong

    -nmf/nmq

  16. itsthetruth itsthetruth
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    I miss old Disney...
    Who else remembers these shows? :
    Brandy and Mr. Whiskers = my favorite old show(:
    Dave the Barbarian
    The Proud Family
    Bug Juice
    Even Stevens
    Mike's Super Short Show
    Recess
    Lilo and Stitch
    Flash Forward
    In a Heartbeat
    Z Games
    Disney Channel Games (Red, green, blue, and yellow teams?)
    Kim Possible
    Lizzy McGuire
    {♥} If you remember any of these!
    Comment which ones!

  17. Confessions_of_a_dancer7 Confessions_of_a_dancer7
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Heres to the Girls:
    to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who don't always get there way. Who don't get everything they want. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.
    nmq.

  18. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:32am UTC
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  19. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENTwhen you're about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces youformat by neversaynever16

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    I just blocked myself on witty...
    #yolo .

:)

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