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KobraKid

1. KobraKid
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.
   [ Edgar. Allen. Poe ]
   
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2. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 1:30pm UTC
   Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
   
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3. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 1:14pm UTC
   When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep.
   Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
   Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
   
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4. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 1:08pm UTC
   The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's
   unfamiliar territory.
   
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5. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 9:06am UTC
   This is the story of a girl
   who cried a river and drowned the whole world.
   
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6. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 9:00am UTC
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7. KobraKid
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   July 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
   Do you tell me lies because they sound better?
   
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8. KobraKid
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   July 21, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   I feel bad for Justin Bieber.
   Everybody insults her.
   
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9. KobraKid
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   July 21, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to women.
   She turned him into a credit card.
   
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10. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Is eating a sport?
    
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11. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 2:22am UTC
    We have so much in common;
    You like to travel, and I want you to go.
    
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12. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 2:11am UTC
    So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
    
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13. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 2:07am UTC
    Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.
    
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14. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 2:01am UTC
    People say that love is in every corner.
    I must be moving in circles...
    
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15. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:56am UTC
    I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...
    ...but suicide's a crime.
    
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16. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:18am UTC
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17. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:13am UTC
    La Fawnduh
    
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18. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:09am UTC
    How do I get someone to fall in love with me?
    Where's the tutorial?
    Where's the HTML code?
    
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19. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:05am UTC
    That awkward moment when you've been alone in your room too long and forget how to behave in social situations...
    
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20. KobraKid
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    July 21, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Is it too much to ask that a family with attractive sons between the ages of sixteen and eighteen move into the house for sale on my street?
    
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