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  1. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    In the car after a play casting:
    Mom: Yeah, (my crush)'s dad thought youu were an adult!
    Me: He didn't recognise me?
    Step-dad: Nope! and the funniest thing was, when we brought you up,
    Mom: (my crush) was BLUSHING!
    step-dad: LIKE REALY!
    Me: ....... *warmth inside* Yeah... ehehehehe.... *face sets on fire*
    #trueStory

  2. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Affordable Life Insurance
    $250K 10Y Term Male Age 45 - $19.60 Lowest Monthly Rates, A+ Insurers
    www.waughagency.com
    Did you think this was a real ad?

  3. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    If people asked me how many times I think of my crush, I respond:
    "Once. Because he has never left my mind...<3"

  4. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    I am 76% obsessed with my looks?!
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x ] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [ ] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [] I have dyed my hair
    [x] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 12
    Eyes: I own
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [x] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [] contacts
    [] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 8
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 9
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [] cover up
    [] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 5
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    [x] special scissors to cut your nials
    TOTAL: 4
    OVERALL TOTAL: 38
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks
    nmq/nmf

  5. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I know, you heard my voice say one thing,
    But you should have heard my heart screaming another....
    mq

  6. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    I have an idea.
    All of us who have Twitters can team up and all tweet @JustinBieber telling him to announce on stage that he wasts @PlasticBieber to stop! Just an idea... probably wont work though....

  7. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    TRY THIS:
    You will need:
    -Good acting
    -A pen
    -a handheld pencil sharpener
    What you do:
    1. In a class, take out your pen and sharpener.
    2. Act realy skeptic and nervous.
    3. Hand pen and sharpener to class mate and ask "Omg this wont sharpen!!!! Please help!!!"
    4. Sit back and watch.
    :D

  8. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    MY NIGHTMARE
    (Texting my crush)
    Me: I love you!
    Him: Huh? Wtf!
    Me: Whoops!!!! Auto correct....
    Him: ..... You don't have an iPhone....

  9. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    My heart warms when you come in mind.
    When you text me, I almost cry tears of happiness.
    I feel loved around you.
    Now you left me here to rot in despair.
    I hope you remember me...
    Did you forget about all the fun times we had?
    With all the fun, dancing, and talking.
    I could talk to you for days.
    That movie we watched. When I sat next to you,
    I felt like the happiest girl alive.
    It's not your fault that you left me here, Because you didn't know any better.
    You didn't know what I was thinking.
    My words are saying one thing, while my heart is screaming another.
    I prey and think every night that you will at least remember my existance for as short as a second.
    Because,
    I LOVE YOU

  10. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Okay, so I REALY like this guy. We texted about two weeks ago constantly! But we havent talked in a while now. I wanna text him to make sure he didnt forget me.... but I'm too scared. Help....

  11. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    "if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorow. u will either get kissed or asked out , if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins.."
    Seriously, If shes dead, what the hell is she gonna do anyway?

  12. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    "What do we always say to death? Not today."
    -Game Of Thrones

  13. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    THAT MINI HEART ATTACK
    When you think if your crush ever finds your witty
    O.O

  14. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    That AMAZING moment
    When you find out "he" loves you

  15. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Today, My heart was racing. My crush has offered for me to sit next to him. There was not enough room on the seat so we were realy close together. We watched Star Trek and he had to leave. He awkwardly said bye and hugged me. I felt like I was on a cloud. <3

  16. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    I just dont get why,
    or what Im doing wrong!
    I tried to be your bestie,
    I tried to be your all.
    Im trying to be perfect,
    I try to be the best,
    But after all this trying,
    I think it should go to rest.
    I realised Im not perfect,
    Theres nothing I can do!
    I tried to fit the foot,
    Be the perfect glass shoe.
    I know I can be annoying,
    I know that I wont stop!
    I tried to be perfect,
    But Im just not good enough.
    I know that sometimes I'm sad,
    It doesnt mean I'm depressed!
    Buddy how i try and try
    To always be the best.
    "Your spoiled!" You always say,
    I get alot at home,
    sadly that is something,
    that I cannot controll.
    I know that we compeet at things,
    You will try to win.
    I know that it might be unfair,
    That sometimes I get gold and you get tin.
    I know that I can get angry,
    Throw out a little tude,
    Just cause the things I say
    Doesnt mean I hate you!
    I love you with all my heart,
    This poem might not make sense!
    But This is all my feelings
    Expressed in elegance.
    I wont add pretty fonts,
    This wont be top quote!
    Frankly I dont want it to be,
    I just want your vote.
    Do you want me to leave?
    Do you want me to cry?
    Would your life be better
    If we both said out goodbyes?
    I love you like a sister,
    Your bright, sweet, and kind,
    All I have to ask you,
    Is is it finaly time?
    Time for me to leave,
    To make your days better?
    If I leave you could fame,
    And you will never remember.
    You will be a popstar,
    And I will be a fan,
    Cheering you on day and day
    Saying that you can.
    I would say "I knew her!
    We used to be best friends!
    Then I messed up her life,
    And put it to an end.
    Now look at her shes famous!
    And I am just a fan.
    She is on the big screen,
    And I am in the stands."
    All would look and stare at me,
    As though I have two heads!
    "No you dont!" they would all say
    And act like I'm on meds.
    Would that happen if we part,
    Would you get a life?
    You wouldnt be sitting here
    While I make you cry.
    I know that if I leave you,
    You might feel the best!
    Anything is better
    Than having a bad friend.
    Id realised what Ive done,
    I wish that it could change,
    But my dark side it too strong
    To stop this whole phase.
    I know this poem might not make sense,
    But I tried my best.
    To show the world how I feel
    About my best friend.
    I know this is long,
    Long and true,
    But let me say to my bestie,
    That I will always love you.

  17. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    When I was little and my parents were super busy, I would watch Crashbox for hours :)
    <3 if you watched that show before

  18. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I don't want to change for you. Why cant I be me without judgement? Society kills me. Its like every comment or rude thing said about me nibbles away at my freedom. Sooner or later I will be dust.

  19. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    HOW TO TELL IF YOUR LONELY:
    I was on a field trip called W.I.S.E (Women In Science and Engeneering) program. And I:
    -Thought to myself "Look nice for any cute guys! Oh wait......"
    -Guy hunt.
    -I saw the back of someones head and whispered to my friend:
    "That guy over there looks kind of cute..." She gave an awkward look. Turns out, it was a tomboy.
    #ForeverAlone
    #TrueStory
    #HashTag

  20. KnightWing333 KnightWing333
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    In the future,
    I will be happy to be turning on the TV to the "Oldies Music" to hear One Direction
    <3

:)

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