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wittygirl2010
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July 3, 2011 2:18pm UTC

NOTHiNG iS
iMPOSSIBLE
THE WORD
iTSELFSAYS
i'M POSSIBLE♥

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chickennugget
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July 6, 2011 10:40pm UTC

Sometimes I wish i could fake my own death..
and watch my funeral just to see who [[ truley]] gives a crap .
[[ about me ]]
Format-wittygirl2010(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abbsterz12
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July 6, 2011 9:11pm UTC

his parents walked in on us making out...
his mom told him "I thought it was so cute!"
And his dad gave him a high-five...
I love his parents. <3

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SLERP
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July 6, 2011 8:06pm UTC

GO TO THE SOUTH POLE.
Do a handstand.
HOLD UP THE WORLD

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hottrackstah07
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July 6, 2011 7:52pm UTC

i redo high fives
when they werent good enough the first time; anybody else?

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osnapitzkenz
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July 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
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peanut43998
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July 6, 2011 8:07pm UTC

Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic."
nmq
nm

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC

telling your mom something you find HILARIOUS
and end up getting yelled at.
notmine
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:39pm UTC

i hate when
a waiter asks "are you done with that?"
when your plate is completely empty and you just
feel like saying
"No, Clearly I want to eat the plate, too."
{♥ }
{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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bam_margera13
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June 11, 2011 1:40am UTC

click to see this quote

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bam_margera13
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June 13, 2011 10:43pm UTC

Dude! she just called you
DRUNK!
Oh HELL beer! hold my no!

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bam_margera13
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June 20, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Today, early this morning...i lost my brother.
He was driving under the influence of alcohol
please talk me thru this sisters

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bam_margera13
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 12:19pm UTC

fave if you live in ONTARIO
comment WHERE

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bam_margera13
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:12pm UTC

iF EVERY DREAM I HAVE IS OF YOU.........
I WOULD SLEEP FOREVER

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bam_margera13
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:55pm UTC

If music wasCRACK
I would have a serious problem

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bam_margera13
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 11:05pm UTC

You break it
</3
You buy it..

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bam_margera13
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 2:47am UTC

That awkward moment
when you invite a friend from school over for the first time and you have nothing to talk about so your just sitting there like two awkward turttles...

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bam_margera13
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July 2, 2011 10:44pm UTC

I miss you...
I love you...
I hate you...

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