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xxxsmexyxxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 11:25pm UTC

Sweat Pants;;
Hair Tied;;
Chillin' With No
Make Up On;;
That's When Your
The Prettiest;;
I Hope That
You Dont Take
It Wrong;;
Comment.? Fave.?
not the prettiest..

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dancer61497
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February 28, 2010 11:27pm UTC

musicismylife♥
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comment.
idc if you use,
just give creditt.

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Lil_Idiot
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February 27, 2010 12:30pm UTC

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im_it_29
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February 27, 2010 4:22pm UTC

D → O → R → A
THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND // YOU!
YOU CALL YOURSELF AN
E X P L O R E R ? !

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inspiredreams_xo
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February 27, 2010 4:24pm UTC

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xojenniexo68
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February 27, 2010 4:35pm UTC

*Top 5 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Olympics*
1. In Short Track Speed Skating: Smack the butt of whoevers in front of you
2. In Alpine Skiing: Let go of your poles on purpose
3. In Bobsled: When your pushing the sled down the track, dont jump in &let it go
4. In Bialthon: Shoot your opponent instead of the target
5. In Skating: Take your skates off and start break dancing in the middle of the rink
^Mine=]

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Twilightluv12497
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February 28, 2010 12:02am UTC

Today, I walked into my math class to see my teacher in a poncho and sombrero, playing spanish music. He then proceeded to run out into the hall and have a 3 way duel with 2 other math teachers, using their scientific calculators as guns. My math teacher won. I love math class.
MLIA

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tatertotz7
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February 28, 2010 12:07am UTC

Who else thinks
"On Deck"
totally ruined
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody?

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hellosexy
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 12:12am UTC

Todayy i played my bestfriend (whose a guy)'s gf in a basketball game. i had no clue which one she was, i just knew she was on the team.
and then me and my friend were talking about how ugly this girl on the bench was, she had a witch looking nose and her face was messed up and she had braces that made her face look even more weird. and the rest of the people were pretty.
guess which onee his gf wass...
( ohh boy did i laugh so hard after he introduced me to her.)

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Shhhmanderrss
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February 28, 2010 1:03am UTC

ii can make youurr bedrock(;
noo youu cann;t , ii have a tempurpedic.

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zyxwME4754
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 7:17pm UTC

The worst times to realize you have to pee:
* when you are feeling too tired to get out of bed
we all have those times when we realllly gotta go, but reaallllly dont want to xD
* 5 minutes into a movie in a theatre
one that you really wanted to see, and dont want to miss a second of it!
* when you strap yourself in for a roller coaster
one that is extremely scary, bumpy, and long :0
* 10 minutes into a 5 hour drive, 40 miles from a bathroom
unless you don't mind "going" in the woods xD
* at a crowded park where there is a 20 minute line for a dirty outhouse
i say crowded bc i would rather go on the ground than in the port-o-potty!
* during an exam, like mid-terms or finals
hahaha you may end up writing an essay on the function of the bladder xD
* during the mile run
its either fail gym, or pee your pants. ehh, gyms not important ;)
* in your dreams
ahhh! look at that nice clean toilet. ima use it.... (wake up) HOLY CRAP THATS NOT A TOILET!!!
if you havent learned by now, hilight ALL of my quotes ;);)
hilight if you want ;)

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xosportgurl13ox
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 8:14pm UTC

Apple should invent a bra
&& name it the iCup
so that the I.C.U.P joke can be revived.
xosportgurl13ox

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peaceluvhappinessxx13
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 8:16pm UTC

Don't worry,
If we all die in 2012,
Miley Cyrus goes with us.
haha saw it on a group on facebook (:
if u hate miley cyrus, or u think this is funny,
CLICK THE HEART! <3
kay thanks (:

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bemine_xoxo
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February 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC

Today, i decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo battle. I typed in 'Robots are'. Yahoo came up with "Robots are evil". Google came up with "Robots are everywhere and they eat old people's medicine for fuel" I think we all know who the clear winner is. MLIA

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