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Marissaem0903
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June 9, 2011 6:54am UTC

Dear Witty,
Can there ever really be "too many witty people doing too many witty things"?
Sincerely,
Witty Girls Everywhere

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Casiraexo
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June 9, 2011 6:57am UTC

I hate when you spend 2 hours and 10 minutes on a quote and then BAMN! " There are too many witty people doing too many witty things." -___-

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emily96x0o
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June 9, 2011 6:58am UTC

I sleep less,
I'm tired.
I sleep more,
I'm tired.
what the hell?
not my format

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dancerrem
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 7:01am UTC

that moment of
panic you get when you can't remember if you
unplugged the straightener.
♥//♥//♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AllyMarieee
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June 9, 2011 7:10am UTC

Twilight
Edward: I could kill you in seconds. So shutup.
Jacob: What are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?

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Priya10
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June 9, 2011 7:13am UTC

Who else Played the Google Guitar?
On the 9/6/2011???
[♥][♥][♥]

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jas101ny
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 7:14am UTC

That annoying moment when:
You get a new pair of short that you are dying to wear but cant because of a stupid school dress code.
Tip: Im wearin them anyway! whos with me???

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xxCoolTrashxx
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 7:20am UTC

Once you start to
Dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.

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Belieberz
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June 9, 2011 7:26am UTC

I f b e i n g h o t i s a c ri m e ,
then arrest me
;)

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xxCoolTrashxx
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June 9, 2011 7:56am UTC

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Jazzyluvsya
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June 9, 2011 7:57am UTC

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1InAMillion
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June 9, 2011 7:58am UTC

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Belieberz
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June 9, 2011 7:59am UTC

Make love,not warCondoms are cheaper than guns

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xxCoolTrashxx
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June 9, 2011 8:01am UTC

Conversation
My friend: Woah, what's that?
Me: It's a birthmark.
Friend: Really? How long you had that for?
Me: GTFO.

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1InAMillion
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June 9, 2011 8:04am UTC

Sorry hun,but,unlike you,I'm not the doorknob,where everyone gets a turn.I'm more of a casino, where only the lucky ones,hit the jackpot.

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xxCoolTrashxx
posted a quote
June 9, 2011 8:08am UTC

Dear society
PLEASE stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We don't want him either.
Sincerely, homosexuals

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1InAMillion
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June 9, 2011 8:14am UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 8, 2011 7:47pm UTC

TEXTS #6
Mom: There is so much traffic down town. What is going on?
Daughter: I think it's prom night...
Mom: AHHH, and as prom season
rolls across America,
MTV's 16 & Pregnant begins their hunt...

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 8, 2011 8:02pm UTC

TEXTS #7
Mom: Diana's mom just died
so she won't be coming tonight. LOL.
Daughter: Why is that funny?!
Mom: It's not funny.
I was very good friends with her mother.
Daughter: Then why did you say LOL?
Mom: Lots of Love.

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