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Kelly2297
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January 17, 2011 7:28pm UTC

Jack & Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. jack got high, dropped his fly & said, "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress & they had a little fun.
but, stupid Jill forgot the pill & now they have a son. ♥

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Kelly2297
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December 28, 2010 2:11pm UTC

A, B, C ,D, E ,F,G gummy bears are chaseing.One is red one is blue, one is trying to steal my shoe.Now im running for my life because the red one has a knife !

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Kelly2297
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December 26, 2010 10:24pm UTC

Black n Green, Black n Green, Black n Green, Black n Green(:
EAGLES ♥

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Kelly2297
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December 26, 2010 12:24am UTC

"kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and paste this quote
4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser"
Please tell me how does holding your breath for 30 seconds makes you a good kisser

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Kelly2297
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December 25, 2010 10:42pm UTC

Rihanna: Oh na na, what's mah name?
Chris Brown: Did I really hit her that hard?

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Kelly2297
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December 25, 2010 10:39pm UTC

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Kelly2297
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December 25, 2010 10:31pm UTC

Pillow pets : The most beast things ever created <3

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Kelly2297
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December 22, 2010 10:27pm UTC

I want a guy who will
Fight with me. Call me names. Kiss me in front of his friends. Not
get too caught up in our relationship. Play Xbox with me on a F-
riday night. Be my best friend. Trust me with his life. Talk about-
me to his friends. Laugh at my mistakes. Chill with his bros. Tell-
me his secrets. Most of all? I want him to love me for who I am.
not my format.

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Kelly2297
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December 21, 2010 11:37pm UTC

I love how people talk to you and act like they care about you and they are friends with you but then once they get someone to do what they want them to do things change and they stop talking to you.

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Kelly2297
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December 20, 2010 11:37pm UTC

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Kelly2297
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December 20, 2010 4:56pm UTC

Home alone = Time to blast the speakers really loud and just chill(:

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Kelly2297
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December 20, 2010 4:49pm UTC

That awkward moment when your starring at this really hot guy and they turn around and look at you..

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