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KellieStraley

  1. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Louis: "Zayn you cant be a Power Ranger if you cant swim.
    A drowning power ranger would just be weird."
    1D

  2. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Niall: Harrys the youngest but everyone thinks its me.
    louis: Thats cause youre cute and he is a pervert.
    1D

  3. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    "Sometimes the fans hug them, but not me.
    i sit back and smile, but it hurts.
    Niall Horan-

  4. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    "I'd rather play with a paper airplane and be called a boy, Than to play with a girl's heart and be called a man"
    Niall Horan-

  5. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Interviewer: Would you rather kiss a girl or eat pizza?
    Harry: Kiss a girl.
    Niall: Eat pizza!!

  6. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Me on the computer and bored
    Me: Ummmm.. what website should i go on? Oh maybe i should make my own, haha no one would go on it=(
    Me: Ughhhh... sooo hungry NEED FOOD!!, no if you eat you will get fattter
    Me: F**k you modles have to be all skinny BLAH!
    me: Oh no my grandmas right next to me i can get in trouble for swearing.. Nahh she aint wearin hear glasses she cant see! hehe
    Me: Why do we always have to watch golf! you just hit a ball with a stick!!
    Me: My sister has 1022 friends on facebook, well then i have 143 bet that, wait she did
    Me: I LIKE GIRAFFEES!!:)
    Me: Maybe i should go make some friends, Nahh im good with 143
    Me: Haha 143 i love you!!
    Me: SOOOO HUNGRY! blah blah blah blah burrbu
    Me: I should check twitter, Yeah i have 8 followers!
    *Watcing golf, guy wearing a stripped shirt*
    Me: Umm HELL NO Louis is the only one that can rock the strpies UH!! "\0/'
    Me: i should write a story
    *trys*
    Me: screw that.

  7. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:50am UTC
    is it just me or when im mad
    at my slef and i dont feel like talking who ever trys to
    talk to me i yell at them to shut up??

  8. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:47am UTC
    *Listening To Music*
    *Gets sidetrack*
    Me: What The F**k how long have i been listening to this?!?!?!

  9. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    I like Ummm... playing with soap because Ummm... i dont know?
    hehe

  10. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Skies are crying
    I am watching
    Catching teardrops
    In my hand
    Only silence
    As its ending
    like we never
    had a chance
    Skyscraper- Demi Lovato

  11. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Im
    not
    your
    princess,
    this
    aint
    a
    fairytale
    Taylor Swift- White horse

  12. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Love
    comes
    in
    all
    shapes
    and
    sizes

  13. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Me & my friend
    Friend: If you could meet...
    Me: ONE DIRECTION,ONE DIRECTION,ONE DIRECTION!!!!! OMG I LOVE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH!
    Friend: NO NO NO, You didnt even know what I was going to say!
    Me: Ok Then what were you going to say?
    Friend: What i was going to say was if you could meet any President who would it be?
    Me: WTF?!?!? why would you ask that you know I dont know any old Presidents One direction is waaayyyyy better!!
    Friend: Oh Kellie I worry about you.
    True story

  14. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Spongebob tought me that if you get hit by a semi you will be ok and not die:)

  15. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:33am UTC
    That moment when your laptop is dieing and you start getting scared

  16. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Things that make me mad #4
    When your watching t.v. and the person with the remote keeps on changing the channel:(

  17. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Roxy
    Like
    A
    Puma!
    Remember?

  18. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Spell your name with songs
    K- kiss me thru the phone. Soulja Boy
    E- eyes open. Taylor Swift
    L-love you like a love song. Selena Gomez
    L- love the way you lie. enimem ft. rhiana
    I- international love. Chris Brown
    E-eennie minnie. Justin bieber

  19. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:38am UTC
    Things that make me mad #3
    people who say "I told you so!!!" just to get the attention of knowing they were right
    "For once."

  20. KellieStraley KellieStraley
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Things that make me mad #2
    People who ask you questions over & over again when you already anwserd it, and then saying "Someones Grumpy" beacsue you start getting mad.

:)

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