KeepCalmAndLoveMe

KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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December 3, 2011 4:16am UTC

Fave If Your Excited For Christmas :P

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 30, 2011 2:42pm UTC

ABC's of my life;
[a]vailable: Yes
[b]irthday: May 21, 1999
[c]rush: not even tellin you!
[d]rink you last had: coke
[e]asiest person to talk to: my mum
[f]avorite genre of music: Tulisa!!!
[g]ummy bears or gummy worms: gummy bears(only red)
[h]ad your first kiss: yeah :/
[i]nstrument: nope
[j]uice: orange
[k]illed someone: NO!!!
[l]ongest trip: ermmmm dnt have a clue
[m]ilkshake flavor: strawberry
[n]umber of siblings: 4
[o]ne wish: not telling you it wont come true!
[p]erson who holds the best memories: paige !
[q]uiet or loud?: loud
[r]easons to smile: Everything(:
[s]ong: the man who cant be moved Ndubz an wherever i go miley cyrus
[t]ime you woke up: dont no
u]mbrella: in my porch
[v]egetable: Corn LoL!
[w]arm at the moment: Yeah, I guess.
[x]-rays you've had: dont think i have had one.
[y]our favorite movies: Demons never die, Lion King,the night before, the night before christmas, Elf!!!
[z]odiac sign: taurus, or sometimes am a gemini watever!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 30, 2011 2:28pm UTC

I can't even tell you what's on my mind. You all would judge me so badly. That's why i have witty.♥
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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 28, 2011 11:18am UTC

i hate it when teachers say,
"do you think thats funny"
obviously otherwise i wouldnt be laughing!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 28, 2011 11:11am UTC

if you want breakfast in bed,
sleep in the kitchen.

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 28, 2011 11:03am UTC

A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS? THE TEACHER REPLIED: HE NEVER DID. THE.................. LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART OF THE 33%. I BELIEVE IN GOD && I LOVE && TRUST IN HIM && I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. :))

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 27, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Dear Santa,
would you give all of the boys on the NAUGHTY list....
my phone number?

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 27, 2011 2:22pm UTC

Dear Santa,
You think I'm Naughty?
Well I think you're a pervert!!
Stop watching me, especially when I'm sleeping :L

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 27, 2011 2:18pm UTC

Let me get this straight
a fat man who breaks into my home and who steals all my Christmas cookies, is the one who judges if i'm naughty or nice?!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 27, 2011 2:57am UTC

when someone says
"i like your shirt"
i look down to see what am wearing <3

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 5:19pm UTC

The Pain You Go Through..............
When You have Pins And Needles!!! :)

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 4:49pm UTC

This format is being
over used.en
♥

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC

Liking All Of His Statuses Coz He's Fit <3

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:35pm UTC

YOUR SO,
WITTY PROFILES!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:32pm UTC

I wonder how awkward it must of been
For the guy who invented clapping...
'clap clap clap'
Dude what are you doing???
I dont know but it sounds encouraging

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Did you get home okay?
No I was murded!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:26pm UTC

Never apologize for saying how you feel,
Thats like apologizing for being real!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Wish I was a wizard.....
the things i could do!

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KeepCalmAndLoveMe
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November 26, 2011 3:19pm UTC

I Love LittleMix! <3

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